Hannah

🌻🍓🥂🌸🦋

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Surprise! I think of Midnights as a complete concept album, with those 13 songs forming a full picture of the intensities of that mystifying, mad hour. However! There were other songs we wrote on our journey to find that magic 13.

https://t.co/jjqUNkpPke

[Daily Star @dailystar]

BREAKING NEWS:

🚨 THE LETTUCE HAS OFFICIALLY OUTLASTED LIZ TRUSS AND WON 🚨

ALL HAIL THE LETTUCE.

🥗🥗🥗

[Laurie @Laurie1984]

Oh my, this is too perfect

[Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD]

When I pack too much for a short trip.

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

We're not an airline but we do fly planes #Djokovic

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Work colleague is freaked out as I keep joining Teams calls wearing the same or similar outfit and he can't understand why. Thinks our minds are linked. His wife or another member of the team actually tells me in advance so I can change. 18 months and we're still not bored.

[Jim Pickard 🐋 @PickardJE]

literally the justice secretary

[sean @_s0dapup]

joseph when he found out there was no room at the inn

[Thomas Oatley @thoatley]

It’s 2021. Why is this still a thing.

[Andrew Knox @SoftKnox]

Nobody:

Raspberries: You have 24 hours

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Hi! Saw you guys got Wildest Dreams trending on tiktok, thought you should have my version 😘😘😘😘

https://t.co/dZSBbSCcxV

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

No you see, when we were singing “It's Coming Home” in the summer what we were actually referring to was the 2021 US Open Women's Singles title.

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

(Real quick, abortion isn't always a "tough choice" or "heartbreaking" and that framing is so weird. Sometimes it's a miracle and a no-brainer and a straightforward healthcare decision for everyone involved. Abortion is healthcare and a human right.)