Hans Gruber

The leader of the cretch caliphate

[Hans Gruber @HansGruber6969]

@Cretchmilitant Rodeo? You did that too? You're a hardened veteran.

[Hans Gruber @HansGruber6969]

@Cretchmilitant I prefer mine at an undisclosed location next to a gravel road

[Hans Gruber @HansGruber6969]

1st A-400 engagement! #anotheronebitesthedust

[Hans Gruber @HansGruber6969]

Hyper Lulz! I hear @TheRealWagston has been pwning N00BS today in the fight against Zujar. #mobgar #fail #irocaaintshit #prayersforwagston

[Hans Gruber @HansGruber6969]

Hide and Seek is my favorite game. #Winning

[Hans Gruber @HansGruber6969]

@Cretchmilitant we are prepared to take the fight to the enemy #mobgarwillfail