John

I review the movies your momma won't let you watch! Horror, Exploitation, B-movies, 70s and 80s

[John @HansLanda]

@chrisxchainsaw You could always grab Lily's chocolate. I'd suggest finding a Quest bar. It will likely be easier to find, less bitter and scratch that itch while staying within metrics.

[John @HansLanda]

@chrisxchainsaw Good to see you back, man.

[Wario64 @Wario64]

Follow @Wario64 and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Once Upon a Katamari courtesy of @GamesplanetUK. Giveaway closes on Oct 27th, 6:30 PM PT

Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code KATAMARI https://t.co/7vDj7oIepf

[John @HansLanda]

@KevTheGiant this is what I was referring to

[Frankie @Frankieee_SVT]

wtf going on 🤣🤣🤣

[John @HansLanda]

@MadDashiell I'm very sorry to hear this, Dash. Much love to you.

[John @HansLanda]

I love me some 35mm.

Tickets secured at the ol' @drafthouse

[Nosferatu @NosferatuFilm]

"A magnum opus of terror." See NOSFERATU in 35MM this Christmas. Get your tickets now: https://t.co/sRxGTRTjtF

[John @HansLanda]

Midsommar

[📼 Julia Marchese 📼 @juliacmarchese]

Tell me an opening scene from a film that punched you in the face and made you fall in love with the movie immediately.

#film #movie #cinema #moviex #filmx #movietwitter #filmtwitter

[Umbrella @UmbrellaEnt]

#GIVEAWAY Night Owls, this is your chance to win the 1/3500 Collector's Edition or 1/2000 Night Owls Fan Club Edition with VHS of LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL 🦉

To enter:
1. Follow us
2. Like the post
3. Retweet the post

Winners will be drawn next week. Good luck!

[John @HansLanda]

I somehow snagged a ticket to see Jack White at @mohawkaustin this Thursday.

VERY EXCITED #ThatsHowImFeeling

[John @HansLanda]

#Terrifier3 was sooooooooooooo cute, y'all.

Pretty pumped I saw this on the 50th anniversary of BLACK CHRISTMAS being released. Made it feel a little more special.

[John @HansLanda]

@sleestakk @letterboxd 😂🤣😂I seriously had no idea what was going on. I thought Letterboxd was tripping out.

[John @HansLanda]

I thought there was a glitch on @letterboxd today. I kept getting notifications about new followers. Like A LOT of notifications.

As a guy also named John Carpenter, things started to make more sense as the day progressed.

[John Carpenter @TheHorrorMaster]

What the hell is a Letterboxd!??

[John @HansLanda]

@NCseventeen This laser is the reason I got a player. I HAD to have it. Still have it, too!

[John @HansLanda]

@NCseventeen I have this one. Never letting it go.

[John @HansLanda]

If you drop what you are doing, you can still make it to @austinfilm for some Warren Oates, an intro from @bigsmashkierla some wisdom from @thelarsnilsen and you can grab some books for the road. This is your 15 minute warning.

[John @HansLanda]

COCKFIGHTER was part of my #30Movies30Days tribute to Kevin Cacy, a friend who left us far too soon. He LOVED Warren Oates.

Thankfully @bigsmashkierla coming to @austinfilm on Friday so I can see it with a crowd. Save a book for me, Kier-La!!

https://t.co/awySPlhT0A

[John @HansLanda]

I'm a little ahead on my #30Movies30Days movie project dedicated to Kevin Cacy. These three first time watches were all about #WarrenOates and I covered the #1960s #1970s and #1980s with this bundle. More Oates is coming up soon. Man, he was great.

[John @HansLanda]

I selected another movie over THE BIRTHDAY at @fantasticfest in 2005. Big regret and have wanted to see it ever since. Happily snapped up tix to the 20th anniversary 10/1 @drafthouse event. Gonna right that wrong!

[John @HansLanda]

Went limited with both. Very pumped about these releases.

[DiabolikDVD.com @diabolikdvd]

NEW PREORDERS! Late Night With The Devil & Blair Witch Project (Limited & Standard versions) are now available at DiabolikDVD!

https://t.co/aSes5Sm45H

#diabolikdvd #physicalmediaadvocates

[John @HansLanda]

@jasontrevino Bavarian creme filled glazed or cinnamon twist.

[𝕁𝕒𝕟𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕪𝕄𝕠𝕧𝕚𝕖 ❤️ @JanuaryMovie]

It's #NationalSwimmingPoolDay

Post a scene with a swimming pool?

(From TV or Film)