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love Philly til I die

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Non-exercising vacationers look at exercising vacationers with such scorn. Sorry, Linda, I wanna get 3 quick miles in before I binge drink all day, smoke a couple cigars, and eat pizza 3x today.

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@HammerTimeLays I’ll be lucky to find a 2/1 now

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@HammerTimeLays I wish I hedged my Knicks 20/1 futures for A LOT more pregame when Spurs were +380

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@tomandmartys @Elijah_Craig Caesars/BetRiv/Score are completely irrelevant to me in PA. I don’t use them. The others I use based on promo. DK I like but for some reason I don’t jive w their markets and whatnot and bae trouble regulating restraint there from being reckless. I have no issues w that elsewhere

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@tomandmartys @Elijah_Craig Alright I appreciate it. I’m terrible on DK so never have bankroll there. Almost exclusively use MGM FD and 365 and nothing live yet.

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Anyone win a SGP on WNBA yet this year???? Feels like only straight bets are possible.

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@redo72JR @Peter_Fitz Most cops are faggots so no, it doesn’t undermine anything.

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@fitzmagic13 0 shot attempts is pretty wild regardless of coverage

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The amount of cappers here on X who hit one or two massive life-changing lottos back in like 2021 or 2022 (when books were much softer, odds were much better, and lottos much more attainable) and got a massive following, only to never hit anymore is staggering.

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@fitzmagic13 22 mins later 8+ down to +520

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@McJuggerNuggets When you live your life online you open yourself up to this sort of thing. Not saying it was the right or wrong (or an easy) decision, but part of the current 2026 reality of those who make their living online is you share EVERYTHING online and this is how you pay the piper.

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@Wnbawins @PrizePicks What was the thought process on Sophie here??? Honestly. 14 mins and 4 PRA

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@Eng_collinz @RealSkipBayless Proved my point in mere minutes. Amazing.

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@Eng_collinz @RealSkipBayless Can always tell when someone is butthurt cause they respond to every stranger on the app

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@RealSkipBayless And now Brunson!

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Brunson hurt. So predictable.
Knicks are cursed

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@FDSportsbook 23-13-3

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@breeder_j Someone tell this guy about Pokemon Snap. Aka the only game I ever returned because it was so short

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@fitzmagic13 Never ever ever again after the other night

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@HawkEmDownChris Rudy Gay