Me in the year 2077 when we have left our mortal bodies and merged with machines going out to headhunt Kanye West who stil hasn’t dropped the hecking album. #DONDA#kanye#buckshot#activatecode7615
I lost my phone with twitter while drunk in tromsø ayear ago. I got a new phone.
I also joined the army but my guys are getting MuRkEd by this Virus.. we have escaped a small group to the mountains to live as scavengers and farmers. #happynewyear2020#cronavirus#MUFC#Ferret
Fun fact: 364km away from my house there lives a guy who murdered a man with a vacum cleaner. This is actually a true story!
#Valentines#HappyValentinesDay2019
Time started whit the big bang.
So before the big bang there was No time for god to create a univers.
Therefore god did not create the world.
#MondayMotivaton