Tim Hansel

Philosopher; Naturalist

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@tracewoodgrains He said "academic journal."

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@JonahDispatch What's wrong with compromise milk?

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@HistoryBoomer I hear David Blaine is going to set his thermostat to 79 and stay in his apartment for 48 hours. Insanity!

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@ScottGreenfield My terrible band from my college years drew bigger crowds.

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@HistoryBoomer What system is it when you keep your house at 76 because it's often 100 outside in the summer and 76 is quite comfortable? Is that anarcho-syndicalism or eco-fascism?

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@JonahDispatch IKR. REAL phrenology has never been tried. Buy my new custom craniometer while supplies last.

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@jessesingal Ah. But Jesse, as you know, the less well-off are afflicted with false-conciousness. Thus, we must ignore their preferences and favor the enlightened rich kids' desires. The preferences of the enlightened are what downtrodden would prefer if they weren't so stupid.

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@DavidAFrench Good ol' fadhioned vanguardism.

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If this is real, it might be the most hilariously stupid thing Trump has done.

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@RobertTalisse Did these aliens utilize any kind of veil?

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@Tyler_A_Harper Utz Mike's Hot Honey is the best chip.

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@HistoryBoomer I had a red-wing blackbird attack me in Madison, WI. Clearly the bluest of the blue cities don't care about law and order.

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

When music brings people together… One lone piper from Scotland and Boston’s finest bucket-drum maestro somehow created the collaboration nobody knew they needed 🥹

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@HistoryBoomer I'm pretty sure those are just a bunch of opera fans from Norway. They're in town to catch Die Walkure.

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@JeffMightBWrong It's the perfect shape-rotator chore.

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@lwoodhouse @diegrueneKatze What? Does illegal immigration make formal logic harder somehow?

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@pschofie79 I spit in or under the table.

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@HistoryBoomer I knew it was Noah when I got to "off myself." The poor dude needs a hobby.

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@LauraRbnsn @StevenWallaby BHB was such a bummer. But dang, I still relive that knife-biting scene whenever I'm near my kitchen knife.

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@jessesingal It's a pride month miracle