Dylan Hansen

I like to play baseball and I go to OTC. My favorite food is Chinese. I like to throw back a few beers every once in a while!

[Dylan Hansen @HansenDylan]

@KailLowry praying for you to be healed

[Dylan Hansen @HansenDylan]

I ordered @KailLowry 's book!!!!!!!! #hurryupandgethere #lovekail #lovejavi #loveisaac #lovethebaby #cantwait

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@cdubyya he's called me 8 times tonight. @craven_austin that's enough

[Dylan Hansen @HansenDylan]

If it doesn't quit calling me I'm gonna get mad

[Dylan Hansen @HansenDylan]

Who's number is 417-839-0891?

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@GingerProblems @craven_austin do you want me to buy you this?

[Dylan Hansen @HansenDylan]

Nancy asked me to go on a date. I told her that a date means do the nasty. Before she could change her mind I said YES #noturningbacknow

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@mattaovermind not me (middle finger emoji)

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@Lindy_Ry you forgot to tag me

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@emilylaster219 I left those hoping you would come.............

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My girlfriend is so disgusting. She thinks it's cool to not wear deodorant because then she doesn't smell like everyone else. She REEKS

[Dylan Hansen @HansenDylan]

Gingers dn't feel pain like everyone does They R less sensitive 2 electricaly induced pain but more sensitive 2 thermal pain @craven_austin

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@Captain_Mo_ what's the address?

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My goal tonight is to scare the shit out of as many people as possible #yeahthatsright

[Dylan Hansen @HansenDylan]

Your welcome everyone

[Dylan Hansen @HansenDylan]

“@LifeHacks: Tomorrow Chipotle is selling burritos for $3 (4pm-10pm) if you come in wearing a costume.” @mitch_jenkins

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“@LifeHacks: Tomorrow Chipotle is selling burritos for $3 (4pm-10pm) if you come in wearing a costume.” @Only_in_SPFD

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“@LifeHacks: Tomorrow Chipotle is selling burritos for $3 (4pm-10pm) if you come in wearing a costume.” @Michael_Dorris

[Dylan Hansen @HansenDylan]

“@LifeHacks: Tomorrow Chipotle is selling burritos for $3 (4pm-10pm) if you come in wearing a costume.” @Kernel0Sanders

[Dylan Hansen @HansenDylan]

“@LifeHacks: Tomorrow Chipotle is selling burritos for $3 (4pm-10pm) if you come in wearing a costume.” @bakerskylar