DovahChris Hansen

I'm the hero Tamriel needs. There's a lot of creeps in skyrim, and I've got the chat logs to prove it. Why don't you have a seat right over there?

[DovahChris Hansen @Hansenkiin]

@SpearsOfEquity at all. This creepy obsession has cost you your friend group. Take her out of your bio. Right now.

[DovahChris Hansen @Hansenkiin]

@SpearsOfEquity hi. I've been told we need to talk.

You're a creep. You're obsessed with a girl who doesn't feel the same way about you

[DovahChris Hansen @Hansenkiin]

@thesmallbluebox did you just go through every tweet of people who insulted this band? Wow. Fuck off, ugly troll bitch. #5SOSsucks

[DovahChris Hansen @Hansenkiin]

... #chatlogs

[Stuart 💙 🇺🇦 @AquilusAKAStu]

@OneLTwoTsMOFO and he seriously pissed me the fuck off.

[Stuart 💙 🇺🇦 @AquilusAKAStu]

@OneLTwoTsMOFO He was also wrong

[DovahChris Hansen @Hansenkiin]

@TribunalVehk the same person. You're right. Fuck off

[DovahChris Hansen @Hansenkiin]

@TribunalVehk the TL because for some of reason they can't stay single because that's apparently not what rp is about? Yeah. They can't be

[DovahChris Hansen @Hansenkiin]

@TribunalVehk bringing with them the Same amount of drama they left months ago? Annoying every man for a relationship? Literally scouring

[DovahChris Hansen @Hansenkiin]

@TribunalVehk by what? Word of mouth? Because she says so? For 8 months 4 accounts are inactive and suddenly they all burst back to life

[DovahChris Hansen @Hansenkiin]

@TribunalVehk they all start tweeting again that something's fishy, then you're a blind moron

[DovahChris Hansen @Hansenkiin]

@TribunalVehk none of them have tweeted in a bit. While one Of them had to run Into town

If you don't think when one of them returns and --

[DovahChris Hansen @Hansenkiin]

@TribunalVehk and the evidence stacks up in a very strange way. Now. Weren't you strolling off while giving me the finger? Go on. Toodles

[DovahChris Hansen @Hansenkiin]

At least some of you people realize I'm trying to help. I'm trying to make this place more fun.

By rooting out the liars and fakes

[Sheogorath @SheoLovesCheese]

...based Hansenkiin

[Wavy Chips @libby_stuff]

Oh I do love DovahChris.

[DovahChris Hansen @Hansenkiin]

@TribunalVehk *casually chuckled at the butthurt bitch*

[DovahChris Hansen @Hansenkiin]

@libby_sharp and DovahChris loves you

[DovahChris Hansen @Hansenkiin]

@TribunalVehk okay. Keep telling yourself that, pal. Keep telling yourself that. Good day.