Samantha Hansford

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[Samantha Hansford @HansfordSam]

4 x tickets available for Sunday 20th July at the Open Championship 🏌️‍♂️At face value #theopen #golf

[Samantha Hansford @HansfordSam]

If someone if driving a snails pace in front. Does anyone else move over slightly to show the driver behind you’re not the problem. Or just me

[Samantha Hansford @HansfordSam]

Does the early bird really catch the worm, or are they just the tiredest

[Samantha Hansford @HansfordSam]

The Elizabeth Line must be so embarrassed. You’re basically brand new, what’s the excuse for delays allllllll the time.

[Samantha Hansford @HansfordSam]

A subway set up… but for pasta. Why is this not a thing

[Samantha Hansford @HansfordSam]

Not ‘just good vibes welcome here’. All vibes are welcome here, let’s talk it out. If you don’t wanna, it’s fine let’s sit. I got you

[Samantha Hansford @HansfordSam]

The older you get and when you pass it you realise how young the ‘27’ club are

[Samantha Hansford @HansfordSam]

Michael Jackson being rated 86th best singer of all time is a fucking travesty. Raging.

[Samantha Hansford @HansfordSam]

One of the older guys at work was talking about people he used with and said most of them are pushing up daisies now. One of the girls replied ‘oh are they florists now?’. Naaaa 💀💀

[Samantha Hansford @HansfordSam]

Roads are just a playground for school mums to do whatever the fuck they want

[Samantha Hansford @HansfordSam]

I don’t believe aliens have visited us. Anything classed as an intelligent life form would look at our planter, well humans, and think fuckkkk thatt

[Samantha Hansford @HansfordSam]

Am I the only one that gets Christopher Walken and Willem Dafoe mixed up sometimes. I know who’s who In a film but outside of that… either of them 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Samantha Hansford @HansfordSam]

When you order something next day delivery and the company get it to Evri in time. After that do Evri believe next day delivery is just optional for them 🙄😤

[Samantha Hansford @HansfordSam]

Bag handles catching on gear sticks and hand brakes bring out the same amount of anger as a sleeve on a handle 😤

[Samantha Hansford @HansfordSam]

Any sitcom/comedy programmes 1999 and prior are elite

[Samantha Hansford @HansfordSam]

To the lads carrying the Queen’s coffin, I’m proud of you. Must be the hardest job

[Samantha Hansford @HansfordSam]

Thriller is pure art in every aspect. The song, the dance, the videography. Just perfection

[Samantha Hansford @HansfordSam]

Is it ever too late to go after the career path you aspire for?

[Samantha Hansford @HansfordSam]

The minute someone adds their Instagram name to their dating profile. Absolute no.

[Samantha Hansford @HansfordSam]

You know when you’re getting old because of the ELATION you feel when you’re driving a notice the road works are gone