Hans

Gak nerima akun jualan

[BODE 🇦🇷🇪🇸🇳🇴 @odinlad_]

Ronaldo has NEVER scored against south american teams in an official match

[Hans @Hanszth]

@Underdog He's hoping de gea was in goal today lmfaooo

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

couldn’t top a group with doctor congo and uzbekistan

[Rishit 🇵🇹 @Rishit_sayss]

Sex is good but have you ever scrolled through twitter after a Ronaldo stinker and a Messi masterclass

[Hans @Hanszth]

@_offside18 silva and ozil never won ucl

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🌎🇨🇼 OFFICIAL: Curaçao are OUT of the 2026 World Cup.

[♡ @Bonmatimessi]

how could millions of real human beings be this intellectually impaired? scary world we live in

[Slime🐍 @ItsKingSlime]

J Balvin prank-called NBA star Jimmy Butler into thinking he needs $2 Million from him because he bought a chain without his longtime girlfriend Valentina Ferrer knowing and Jimmy was actually about to send the money 😭💰❤️

“I love you because it was a lie, but you passed the test”

“Stop playin” 🤣

[Messi World @M10GOAT]

🚨 هل ستستمر باللعب لسنوات إضافية؟

الأسطورة ميسي: نعم، نعم.. سأستمر لبعض الوقت، طالما أنني قادر على العطاء وأشعر بحالة جيدة بدنياً، وأستطيع الاستمرار في المنافسة ومساعدة زملائي في الفريق.. سأواصل اللعب."

المذيع: لا، لا.. نقصد حتى نراك في كأس العالم المقبل!

ميسي: لا أعلم الحقيقة هي أنني لا أفكر في ذلك الآن، أرى الأمر بعيداً بعض الشيء.. لكن كما قلت، أنا أعيش يومي بيومه، وأركز على الحاضر."

[Álex @LxoMessismoFCB]

La Tierra tiene 4540 millones de año y me tocó vivir en la época de Messi

[isma @ismanewells]

He rechazado sexo para ver un partido de Messi. El sexo siempre está sobre la mesa, pero solo quedan unos cuantos partidos de Messi, es sentido común

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Another successful Messi love-watch

[memexe @Hyperblaxe]

Messi, Mbappe and Haaland 🔥

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

“Hmm, Lionel Messi seems cool. Maybe I should start supporting him…”

Best decision of my life.

[CHIMAOBI 🐅 @chimaobi_saint]

Messi accidentally celebrated the goal with TyC Argentina journalist Joaquin Bruno.

Joaquin Bruno: "To this moment, I'm still shaking... Leo came over here to celebrate the second goal, he saw me screaming in celebration, so he came closer and shook my hand... I touched his hands! I honestly can't believe it."

"I need a photo of the celebration. Someone must have taken one, right? I need it."

[Memories like this, money can't buy]

[𝙆𝙖𝙮™️ @KayLFC05_]

Earth has existed for 8 billion years and I was born in Lionel Messi’s Era

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

OLD RELIABLE PLAYS TOMORROW

[Mod @CFCMods]

The dopamine of scrolling through Twitter after a Messi masterclass performance

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Messi 4 World Cup goals
Messi World Cup all time top scorer

While Portugal are focused on Instagram comments

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

After every Messi game, I just lose all my energy