Hannah

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Y'all, we just need the data centers to run on explosive diarrhea. Do I have to think of every damn thaaaang???!!!

[Sylvia Plath's Food Diary @whatsylviaate]

Am drinking water like mad. 9/26/50

[alex f @vistakidcruiser]

Don’t Worry Darling was like if Jordan Peele just found out woman didn’t have the right to vote until 1920

[alex f @vistakidcruiser]

Will Smith’s face if Chris Rock wasn’t a class act...🥴😤

[Cher @cher]

OH WHAT A NIGHT
IM SO SO SO HAPPY

[Hannah @HantaClaus]

@couchnap I redownloaded Twitter just to see the jokes about this and this was the first tweet I saw

[Hannah @HantaClaus]

Extremely specific vibe in this gas station book store

[Hannah @HantaClaus]

@lukewarmest Dude what

[Hannah @HantaClaus]

@terrorpigeon Happy birdday

[Hannah @HantaClaus]

@terrorpigeon Sorry, I can’t stop trying to think of movies that fit this criteria!

[Hannah @HantaClaus]

@terrorpigeon Also Splash. The conflict in the last two is that the women aren’t human but wanna be.

[Hannah @HantaClaus]

@terrorpigeon Mannequin!

[Hannah @HantaClaus]

@prada_boots Would

[Hannah @HantaClaus]

@shrimp__chip I recently rewatched girls next door. It holds up beautifully. I used to race home on Friday nights to watch Chelsea Lately. I think I’m still trying to undo how much that stoked my inner cunt

[Hannah @HantaClaus]

@shrimp__chip What were your favorite shows on E

[Sweat FM @sweatFM_]

In personal news, I’ve accepted a position on the advisory board of the itty bitty titty committee!

[Hannah @HantaClaus]

@brujaconbesos Thank you kindly!