Naam M Kya Rakha Hai

जो लड़ सका है वो ही तो महान है।

[Anuradha Tiwari @talk2anuradha]

There is a new scam by @IndiGo6E these days.

When you web check-in, they don’t show any free seat options to select.

If you skip seat selection and choose auto-assigned seating, they say you'll receive your boarding pass by email around 4 hours before departure. In my case, it never arrived.

When I called customer care to ask why the boarding pass wasn't sent, they told me that auto-assigned seating can only be done 12 hours before departure. If it isn't assigned by then, the airport has to allocate the seat. They also said they have no way to contact the airport.

So you are forced to reach the airport at least 1 hour early for physical check-in. If you arrive close to the check-in cutoff, they may refuse to issue a boarding pass and say you missed the check-in deadline.

Technically, there are no FREE seats for web check-in.

Everybody is out here scamming common people because apparently there’s nowhere for us to go and complain. Well done!

[Sincere Dibya @TheSincereDude]

A policy affecting 140 crore people; signed at 8PM, announced at a press conference the next morning.

No White Paper. No Parliamentary debate. No public consultation. No independent impact study.

Just a minister, a pen, and a family business waiting on the other side.

Let’s talk about what this “policy” actually is:

→ Son Nikhil’s company Cian Agro: ₹18Cr → ₹523Cr revenue in one year

→ Their stock: ₹37 → ₹638. A 2,184% surge; while “the file” was being drafted

→ Son Sarang: Director at Manas Agro. Also in ethanol. Also quietly booming.

Father writes the regulations. Sons hold the equity.

And we’re supposed to call this a “national dream.”

In any functioning democracy, a minister with direct family financial interests in a sector CANNOT unilaterally regulate that sector.

That’s not politics, that’s a constitutional principle.

Where is the Lokpal?
Where is the Prime Minister?
Where is the Parliament?

The dream isn’t about ethanol.

The dream is about a country where accountability has been fully, quietly, abolished.

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

These things were called scam before 2014

Today, they are called “Reported Disappearance”

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

ये बूढ़ा बेशक अनपढ़ है, लेकिन तजुर्बे में PhD है। ये अच्छे से समझता है कि पिछली सरकार का पतन भी तभी शुरू हुआ जब मंत्रियों के इस्तीफे लिए गए, उनकी CBI जाँच की गई।

इस्तीफा लेना मतलब गलती को स्वीकार करना। फिर पब्लिक को ऐसी लत लग जाती है कि एक के बाद के इस्तीफे माँगती है। और फिर एक दिन खुद का ही लवणेन भोज्यम हो जाता है।

इसलिए इस्तीफा माँगने वालों का मजाक उड़ाओ, इग्नोर करो, आगे बढ़ो, फिर किसी नए मुद्दे में उलझा दो, 2047 का सपना दिखा दो।

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

370 ki briyani wala maafi mangta ghum raha hai, lekin wo 50 crore ki girlfriend wala Naari Shakti ka icon bana hua hai.

[Oxygen 💨 @WhateverVishal]

America hai isliye Chor diya

Pakistan hota to Cricket khelte time hand shake nai karte

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Watched this woman destroy an innocent girls life while reading her WhatsApp Messages on the news. For ratings. Had her call me anti-national on the news for speaking about women’s safety. For ratings. Now she’s ‘concerned’ about women. For ratings. Give me a break. That’s my take.

[Congress Kerala @INCKerala]

Gadkari invented E85 to kill your engines and profit from it. The greed of this man has no limits.

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Sir. I think maybe I speak for a small but valid percentage of India when I say couldn’t care less what the congress did anymore. Let it go. India moved on. They are not in power for their deeds. We did jokes about them for years, we booed them at the commonwealth games, they were a punch line on this platform for years, they got voted out. That’s life. These kids giving exams don’t even remember a congress govt. Questions can only be asked of those in power. That’s not being selective, it’s just called living in the present. No one dealing with a paper leak cares about BJP/Congress or Hindu/Muslim or any partisan bullshit. They’re worried about the future.

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

@dpradhanbjp इस्तीफा दे, फावड़ा उठा और पूरा दिन सड़कों के किनारे पेड़ लगाया कर। हरियाली भी होगी और तुम्हारे पाप भी थोड़े धूल जायेंगे।

[giraffe @neckincrisis]

mind your own fucking business

[वरुण 🇮🇳 @varungrover]

कुएँ में भांग है और ये मटका repair कर रहे हैं।

[babu bisleri @baabuOP]

Mock foodpharmer all you want but a part of this change has to be credited to him for making people aware of what they are consuming. Else nobody would have given a rats ass about consumer benefits

[Arminius @Cloon_ey1]

Elect a clown expect a circus.

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

इस तरह की हरकत करने के बाद भी बिहार के मुख्यमंत्री कार्यालय से ये सज्जन सही सलामत लौट आए। बिहार बदल रहा है।

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

प्रिय वेदांत @VEDANTSHRIV17, इस दलाल को अगर आपने छोड़ दिया तो ये फिर कल किसी और की जिंदगी बर्बाद करेगा। इसने पिछले महीने प्रदर्शन करने वाले छात्रों को जेल भिजवा दिया था। ये हमारे टैक्स का पैसा चूसकर हमारे ऊपर ही जहर उगलता है।

मानहानि और मानसिक उत्पीड़न के मामले में इसको नंगा करके दौड़ाओ

[EngiNerd. @mainbhiengineer]

This man is working with DD News and getting paid from our tax money. I don't want to work hard to pay salary of this man. Election is 3 years away, is there any way to stop my tax going into paying someone who is calling a student Pakistani just because he raised questions?

[Iran In Hyderabad @IraninHyderabad]

Greenland is not a 13 year old gir.

[PunsterX @PunsterX]

Mr. Sinha must be deeply offended 😂

[Anu @anushakunmittal]

Ache din moved from 2014 to 2050-2055

Please adjust