Happy

Keeping my distance to cherish my time🖖🏽

[Monger @w_m0ng3r]

Women will never forget the men that used them for sex.

[𝒥𝑅! @jr_mdg_]

not a single one of my goals is related to a woman.

[99 Majik @99Majik]

It’s painful but you gotta let her go bro

[toxic king @toxicking]

You know a mf on his last chance when he finally post the bitch

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

when it comes to women don’t do too much, it’s a turn off for them

[Fridayyscarr29★ @FridayyG4ML]

Realizing I have to teach my son that a girl can speak to you like this and still be lying 💔

[Kalz @deejaykalz_]

Use condoms, Your galfriends are secretly prostitutes.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Can't be friends with simps. they will betray you for female validation

[Wayward🧸 @Hustleorbeg7]

Always expect a woman to betray you.

[N.M.A @peculiarchichii]

If Elon musk can be successful without having a wife.

Men don't actually need women.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

i just want guide, get my own ride, dey live soft life.

[Trenches 🦂 @Trenches_X]

Don’t stop until them use you brag say you’re fucking rich asf

[Black melanin @olamelanin]

If girl tell you say you stingy,e mean say you get money and sense😂😒

[OCHE💔 @Dan_baba04]

Omo stingy with your money o, E hard to bounce back die 😂😂

[scar @imfat]

just fuck around until you accidentally find the infinite money glitch

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

y’all shawties act like a mf with money really going to come into y’all basic ahh life’s and be like yeah ima pay for everything

[, @Zvbear]

Women in their 30s when they see a 21 year old girl in the room

[𝐌𝐫.𝐊𝐀𝐋™ @dekim_Kalvino]

A landlord increased the rent by 30%. The Gen Z tenant increased the number of roommates by 4.

[Lovers’ Guide 💟 @guideforlovers]

You will be respected more as a single man than as a man who dates an ugly girl

Harsh but true

[Centpraise🟠 @Centpraise1]

Our biggest downfall as men, is that after you finally win,
We sit down to eat with women who never starved with us.