AdultHumanCow🐮(Doing things or something)

||She/her||26||ex-mormon

[AdultHumanCow🐮(Doing things or something) @HappyCowGF]

@WorldHallOfFun @JDVance The judicial branch is how we decide whether a law is constitutional or not you idiot

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

The most perfect narration DOES exist…

[AdultHumanCow🐮(Doing things or something) @HappyCowGF]

@catpoopburglar @incellectual A breeding kink is arousal from insemination, but evolution doesn’t care how arousal happens—only that it leads to reproduction. Sexual preferences, even unrelated ones, persist if they increase reproductive success. Evolution selects for results, not specific desires.

[AdultHumanCow🐮(Doing things or something) @HappyCowGF]

@incellectual Trust me demisexual people aren't normal. By deep connection they mean they don't find someone hot unless they've known them for like months. Most people it's on sight.

[AdultHumanCow🐮(Doing things or something) @HappyCowGF]

@33_ezekiel @RussianMeddler @phlipprnet @TrumpDailyPosts I'm sorry you couldn't pass science class because you denied evolution but you're not getting reparations for being a moron

[AdultHumanCow🐮(Doing things or something) @HappyCowGF]

@ketodoug @charliekirk11 I normally think Trump's decisions are incredibly stupid but honestly this one isn't too bad plenty of countries have gotten rid of their one cent coin and it's been completely fine

[BasedBinkie @basedbinkie]

When you max out intimidation but spent zero points on persuasion

[AdultHumanCow🐮(Doing things or something) @HappyCowGF]

@TheOmniLiberal @Asmongold Asmongold calling anyone a parasite is beyond hilarious.

[Destiny | Steven Bonnell II @TheOmniLiberal]

"I wonder if they realize that this is like porn for people that voted for Trump." -- @Asmongold
"What matters is something bad happening to somebody else, even if it ends up hurting them a little bit. As long as the other person is hurting more, it's fine."

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

When I’m exploring a dungeon with a group of fellow adventurers and I watch the person in front of me step on a pressure plate and get sliced in half by a giant axe that swung down from the ceiling

[AdultHumanCow🐮(Doing things or something) @HappyCowGF]

@bengrossbg These companies specifically prey upon poor people by making their products as addictive as legally possible and by taking advantage of their poor education Soda and Candy are not necessary if you want a treat you should have to pay for it so you are discouraged from eating bad.

[AdultHumanCow🐮(Doing things or something) @HappyCowGF]

@soldierman_x @LilOomfieVert @PoliticsLs Reality has a liberal bias I'm afraid. 🤷‍♀️

[Vautism Speaks 🔞 🐴 @VautismSpeaks]

Republican voters when they see literally any research grant they don’t understand

[Mike (not a) Rothschild @rothschildmd]

The president thinks it costs two dollars to buy plane tickets. So that's good.

[omi 🟢 @rogue_om]

I’d laugh but doesn’t he have to actively work to keep himself together literally? So this is actually very sad.

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

BREAKING: A federal judge has blocked President Trump's executive order forcibly to detransition trans women inmates and transfer them to men's prisons, citing the 8th amendment prohibition on cruel and unusual punishment.

[gilstrates @gilstrates]

let me outee!!!

[AdultHumanCow🐮(Doing things or something) @HappyCowGF]

@Saint_Alias @TheOmniLiberal He didn't do anything they did the equivalent of saying if you pause the tariff we will call our countries Mexico and Canada

[AdultHumanCow🐮(Doing things or something) @HappyCowGF]

@Saint_Alias @TheOmniLiberal Trump "negotiated" for things that Canada and Mexico had already done and agreed to do years ago