Chrissy 🔜 Daytrip LA

28 ♥️ CA

[Chrissy 🔜 Daytrip LA @HappyGal420]

It’s been a minute 🫠

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

Notice who she's slapping? That's who older women hate

[mariah 🦋 @alltooriah]

taylor swift married someone from ohio btw

[Michael Bibi @MichaelBibi1]

very much looking fwd to house & techno not being cool again so the weirdo’s can all just hang.

[🛒 @tayhader]

How watching love island feels like

[Tayriana Warrior @mndzatim278]

Me camouflaging myself as the floor in Taylor's wedding venue

[_YourTiffany | Belgium | new account @_YourTiffany]

He should open their relationship and see how much value his wife lost and how many hot 20 something throw themselves at him

[Jack @HoeannaNewsom]

Love Island UK is about the general public’s inability to handle a baddie when actually confronted with one and Love Island US is about the power of female friendship in the face of domestic terrorism

[Timuoxi Cha Le Mei @ch1cken_t3nder]

I do believe my favorite Americanism is saying “and I was like” instead of “I said”

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Being a human would be so much cooler if our Bodies could Keep up with our Awesome Habits like Alcoholism

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

does anyone know if i took my meds

[mimi @lightnds]

when u finally start liking someone and decide to check his following and it looks like he does nails for living

[Cybele @cybelethebest]

It is so funny when men say this kind of thing as though they are so generously staying with their wives and turning down all the younger women lining up for them.

[riley ⋆ ݁𖥔 ˖ @lilcatpuke]

For anyone with this Electric Forest tragedy on their mind right now consider this: you can believe that the action of abandoning the baby was deplorable, and still have room for nuance beyond "careless rave whore who wanted to party" cause a lot of y'all are sounding NUTS rn

[adele 🐈‍⬛ @bbyunicorntears]

fool me once thats it im killing myself

[Looper DeJean @GovanJones]

Can you imagine being on real drugs and finding a dead baby at forest that would ruin my life

[Jean P.D. Meijer ― 🇪🇺 eu/acc @initjean]

this is just gayer grindr

[weather @dsxf234161]

it took her 9 months to make a joke

[🦪 @marygaitspill]

men would sit at the foot of the bed for 1000 nights weaving elaborate stories for you where you centre as their beloved muse, and then on the 1001st night you would finally let them hit and then five minutes later they'd be like "so do you want me to call the uber or?"

[mari🪩 @apoundofmari]

if coke bad why does it make me have so many beautiful conversations with my friends