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Software Developer

[A @HappyHead2101]

@alokbishoyi97 Interested. Pls add me

[Janhavi Nagarhalli 🦄 @itsybitsylawyer]

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PMM w 4 YOE in SaaS🧵⤵️

[Piyush @piyush_9324]

The Interview: Boomer HR vs. Gen Alpha
HR: "So, tell me about yourself."
Gen Alpha: "I’m literally him. My aura is +10,000 and I’ve never lost a 1v1 in life or Roblox. Next question, this is lowkey mid."

HR: "Uh... okay. Why do you want to work here?"
Gen Alpha: "I’m just here to secure the bag so I can buy more Robux and maybe some Prime. Is this job remote? Because if I have to touch grass every day, that’s a hard pass."

HR: "We expect our employees to be professional and—"
Gen Alpha: "Stop yapping. Is there a Skibidi break in the afternoon? And do you guys have a 'no cringe' policy? Because this cubicle energy is giving NPC."

HR: (Rubbing temples) "I don't even know what you're saying."
Gen Alpha: "Massive L. You’re definitely a boomer. My rizz is too high for this company anyway. I’m going to go start a faceless YouTube automation channel. Enjoy your 9-to-5, unc."

(Gen Alpha walks out, doing a dance they saw on a hologram)
HR: (Calls IT) "Is 'Unc' a slur? And can we hire a translator for the next one?"

[A @HappyHead2101]

@merishabh_singh Interested. Pls check my dm

[A @HappyHead2101]

@armankhon Hi @armankhon , I am interested. Please check my DM.
Thanks

[A @HappyHead2101]

@PaytmMoney TCS hold or sell?

[A @HappyHead2101]

@PaytmMoney Please provide your view on adanigreen since green energy is a promising future. View from investment point of view.

[A @HappyHead2101]

@PaytmMoney Your view on adani stocks please.