Daniel Goldstein

Zuul!!!!!

[Daniel Goldstein @HappyKugelBoy]

@HuffPost Trump also said "a lot of people are dead now". Can't actually argue that one. There's a whole bunch of dead folks.

[Daniel Goldstein @HappyKugelBoy]

Trump: "A lot of people are dead now"

Well shit... I actually can't argue that. There's a whole lot of dead folks.

[Daniel Goldstein @HappyKugelBoy]

Trump supporters when Biden has his first legal rep resign: "AHA! Clearly a sign of a guilty conscience!"

Trump supporters when Trump's legal department is a revolving door of constant departures, some of whom amid disgrace and facing their own criminal charges: "BOOOOOOOP!"

[Daniel Goldstein @HappyKugelBoy]

Does NY Republican Rep. George Santos even actually exist? His entire resume was lies. If somebody grabs his nose and yanks, is his whole face going to peel off like in an episode of Scooby-Doo? AHA! It was old man Wilkins the whole time!

[Daniel Goldstein @HappyKugelBoy]

My wife asked Alexa to play "dinner party music". It was like a Wes Anderson movie soundtrack OD'ing on Vallium.

[Daniel Goldstein @HappyKugelBoy]

It should please you to have made enough of an impression that I've bothered to remember your name at all. Don't ask me to remember your preferred pronouns as well, Cindy. No? CATHY. ....... Well, fuck.

[Daniel Goldstein @HappyKugelBoy]

Do not lose faith. One glorious day, "penis" SHALL be the Wordle.

[Daniel Goldstein @HappyKugelBoy]

President Biden's call to action on protecting voting rights was stirring. Alas, senate Republicans and Joe Manchin don't seem to have souls to stir.

[Daniel Goldstein @HappyKugelBoy]

Stress ages you. So stop giving a damn about shit.

[Daniel Goldstein @HappyKugelBoy]

Trump had to still be in office for Republicans to convict him but Mitch McConnell went out of his way to ensure the trial wasn't held until he was out of office. Looks like a clear case of OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE to me. #ArrestMitchMcConnell

[Daniel Goldstein @HappyKugelBoy]

@Gcountie @ChelseaClinton I think Gcountie has a skewed view of what the "swamp" IS. Trump didnt drain the swamp - he turned into a protected wetland and set the inhabitants up with an all you can eat buffet.

[Daniel Goldstein @HappyKugelBoy]

If President Trump can't steal back this stolen election and winds up leaving office, we'll NEVER get to know what his great healthcare plan was. This could keep me up at night.

[Daniel Goldstein @HappyKugelBoy]

@francescaraine Trump / Skinhead Helen 2024! Make America ORANGE [Jumpsuited] Again! Woooo!

[Daniel Goldstein @HappyKugelBoy]

@realDonaldTrump Trump / Skinhead Helen 2024! Make America ORANGE [Jumpsuited] Again! Wooooo!

[Daniel Goldstein @HappyKugelBoy]

@realDonaldTrump That record DOUBLES as most votes ever cast for an IMPEACHED president! Look at you go! So many accolades! Just add "impeached" to all records you hold that include being president and that's twice as many!

[Daniel Goldstein @HappyKugelBoy]

@realDonaldTrump You've lost the popular vote TWICE now. Thats impressive for someone whose level of fame is only eclipsed by Jesus.

[Daniel Goldstein @HappyKugelBoy]

Tonight, I think I'll watch "Requiem For a Dream" with the subtitles on so that i can also blast Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds tunes while i drink box wine and cut myself. That all sounds positively more cheerful than the act of merely EXISTING in America today.

[Daniel Goldstein @HappyKugelBoy]

You know what they say: "If the shoe fits, then it is YOUR shoe and you don't have to pay for it"

[Daniel Goldstein @HappyKugelBoy]

I like how the Game of Thrones series finale solidified Edmure Tully's status as the "Meg Griffin" of Westeros. Shut up, Edmure. #gameofthrones #ShutUpEdmure

[Daniel Goldstein @HappyKugelBoy]

Dammit, Game of Thrones... You've got ONE black character, and wouldn't you know it, its him who winds up actually CHUCKING A SPEAR at somebody. WOW. #WokeAF #GameofThrones #GoT #MockOutrage