Phil “Nail Gun” Kessel

Lip Pillows Only

[Phil “Nail Gun” Kessel @HappyPhilTML]

@SensFan97_ @iamhockey1 I’d take Larkin over Brady any day

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@patmaroon Have another doughnut fatty

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Marner still a Leaf at heart blowing a 4 goal lead

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@MikeGrinnell_ No one. Leaf for life

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Fuckass Marner really is gonna win a Conn Smythe isn’t he

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@SensMoggerr Brady had 0 pts in a sweep btw

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Prime Retard Carlo moment on First Up this morning when he thought it was the Dominican Republic of Congo minutes after thinking some random country only had 25,000 people

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Hope Marner gets carjacked again before game 1

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@PierreVLeBrun @thegoldenmuzzy Blah blah blah have another doughnut fatty

[eman 🇵🇸🍁 @pieceofjuno]

i’m crying at the concept of soft launching a trauma dump after winning the cup. he really is top 3 most entertaining players to watch do media in the league

[Phil “Nail Gun” Kessel @HappyPhilTML]

Both these guys are complete pussies LMAO

[Greg Wyshynski @wyshynski]

"Mitch has opened up to me about some of the things that he went through and I've opened up to him. Mitch is a big boy. He's got some scar tissue to show for it."

@GoldenKnightsJack Eichel believes Marner was treated unfairly in Toronto. From media day:
https://t.co/NRttYtZAvt

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@joeyferg Classic Marner pizza

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Canes are good don’t get me wrong, but this is the first real team they’ll be playing. Interested to see how it goes.

Philly and Ottawa were both pathetic. Habs are legit, but young.

Vegas squeaked in points wise, but are clearly way better than their record.

[Phil “Nail Gun” Kessel @HappyPhilTML]

@SensBuzz The Sens were by far the weakest team in the playoffs. They would’ve gotten smoked by pretty much anyone. Philly might have been a coin toss, I’ll give you that

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@asian_lukaku lol

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@alexadamsBTP_ In what world is getting swept pushing “them”?

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@_tenZdhon_ Osmows is a must

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@OilerAnalytics It shows why players who can’t handle the bright lights should avoid Toronto. For sure

If you can only thrive in no pressure non-traditional/small markets like Vegas or Edmonton we don’t want you anyway

[Phil “Nail Gun” Kessel @HappyPhilTML]

Max Domi, welcome to Robidas Island

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@TO1414s @bigpinuslinus @SensBuzz As much as I hate the Habs the Sens fans are downright delusion 😭