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[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

In the first year of his presidency, Trump made more money than in the rest of his life combined.

A total of $2.2 billion from the presidency.

Meanwhile, most Americans worked hard to just break even.

This is the cost of corruption.
https://t.co/isHrlo9Dsl

[Dan @DirtbagDan408]

For reference, the world is looking at America right now and thinking the same shit other states think about Florida.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Can’t believe I’m saying this again but

it’s crazy that 70-80 year olds are generally seen as unemployable due to physical and mental decline. But we’re allowing them to run our entire country.

[The Yeti of Kananaskis @kananaskinyeti]

It’d be a mistake to think that the people warning you about Covid are reacting with glee towards news of a new pandemic, this isn’t glee. It’s anger. It’s been anger the whole fucking time

[Happy Pruner @HappyPruner]

@Laureasons_ @Misso23 Good thing you’ll be dying early.

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@theBrianaMills @bitterbichon I think the people saying that don’t need to worry. Any pandemic is going to take care of them first.

[Happy Pruner @HappyPruner]

@graceandaplomb1 @ManicZebra @CBSNews @RamyInocencio Pandemics don’t give a fuck about what you’ll ‘allow’. Not understanding basic science is going to kill you.

[Happy Pruner @HappyPruner]

@rebeccajoc @CBSNews @RamyInocencio Triggered much?

[Happy Pruner @HappyPruner]

@AlbertBreer What’s happening here is that you’re being an asshole. Hope that helps, but I doubt it will.

[Happy Pruner @HappyPruner]

@JenLawrence21 @JaneJohnsonBakr @TaylorLorenz @PiperK @seanspicer Please keep getting Covid repeatedly. Maybe you’ll figure out Darwin’s theory before you die an early and preventable death.

[Happy Pruner @HappyPruner]

@FLOTUS Why are you and your freakish anchor baby still here? Your friend Vlad has no dachas to spare?

[Happy Pruner @HappyPruner]

@RevivalCare @joncoopertweets Yeah, there’d be a lot more fireworks and dancing in the streets if he was dead.

[Happy Pruner @HappyPruner]

@CahnEmily It’s like sleep apnea but he’s awake.

[Happy Pruner @HappyPruner]

@omgsidewalks Floss your teeth. Protect your knees.

[Happy Pruner @HappyPruner]

@_InfoGram_ @PaulaChertok Sounds low.

[Happy Pruner @HappyPruner]

@hwinkler4real Looks like a unicorn crapped on their cake.

[Happy Pruner @HappyPruner]

@Pontifex Chicago for the win. Get ‘em Holy Father.

[Happy Pruner @HappyPruner]

@NormOrnstein Well trump wanted to be president and pope at the same time so….

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Trump could really teach the Pope a lesson by taxing churches.