Turd Ferguson

Here to spread Joy! And rip on the Bachelor. if I get 1 like, I feel I've done my job.

[Turd Ferguson @HappyTweeter26]

@JUhlTrucker @TerrapinHoops Your Mom travels

[Turd Ferguson @HappyTweeter26]

@BachelorABC the show sucks. It's over.

[Turd Ferguson @HappyTweeter26]

@ChrisDJackson Wait Bill Clinton can have Monica sleep over but Trump can't have Elon? Thats not fair.

[Turd Ferguson @HappyTweeter26]

@PrimeMojo @cousin_vanko I'm saving my money for Trump Gaza Strip

[Turd Ferguson @HappyTweeter26]

@espn We won 5-4 aggregate right

[Turd Ferguson @HappyTweeter26]

@JustinTrudeau Nobody wants "your game". The fact that we went to OT again, out chanced you, didn't have our heart and soul forward healthy AND 90% of our country can't spell our goalies name shows how fragile y'all egos are. #4nations #espn

[Turd Ferguson @HappyTweeter26]

@NFL Hey Jalen look at the God Damn confetti would you!! #SuperBowlLIX

[Turd Ferguson @HappyTweeter26]

@NFLonFOX Gronks coked out of his mind

[Turd Ferguson @HappyTweeter26]

@NFL @Eagles Steelers are TRASH! They literally have Watt and thats it.

[Turd Ferguson @HappyTweeter26]

Go say goodbye to her Jonathan. You can see her again at our wedding BRO. #TheBachlorette

[Turd Ferguson @HappyTweeter26]

To spend the night with you would be hugely beneficial. Welp. It doesn't get hotter than that. #TheBachelorette

[Turd Ferguson @HappyTweeter26]

Is Marcus a Sloth from Zootopia? Spit it out already #TheBachelorette

[Turd Ferguson @HappyTweeter26]

I think reds your color. It's giving Ferrari. What!? Apparently you don't even have to make sense anymore. #TheBachlorette

[Turd Ferguson @HappyTweeter26]

How many once in a lifetime opportunities is she going to have this week. #TheBachelorette

[Turd Ferguson @HappyTweeter26]

@AdamSchefter The guy played 3 and 1/2 seasons. What a joke.

[Turd Ferguson @HappyTweeter26]

Maybe instead of "Boss Bitch" energy he should have had "Big Dick Energy" #TheBachlorette

[Turd Ferguson @HappyTweeter26]

I'm out already. These dudes suck. #TheBachlorette

[Turd Ferguson @HappyTweeter26]

Everything out of Vinny's mouth is more and more disgusting. #AmazingRace

[Turd Ferguson @HappyTweeter26]

I hope Amber breaks up with him by saying "Go climb a tree!" #AmazingRace

[Turd Ferguson @HappyTweeter26]

I think we all can agree that we hope Vinny gets stuck in the tree. #AmazingRace