Happy Valley Dan

Official Twitter of Dan from Happy Valley. Thoughtful, compassionate conservative voice of the PNW. As heard on @larslarsonshow.

[Happy Valley Dan @HappyValleyDan]

@OldManRooney This is crooked.

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

Final.

[Alex Kozora @Alex_Kozora]

The streak is over! Pittsburgh has scored more than 7 first quarter points for the first time since Week 1 of the 2022 season (also against the Bengals), breaking a drought of 69-straight regular season games.

https://t.co/mWKiAUGD8j

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

zoo wee mama

[Baku 🐧 @Mazursky8895]

Nah the Kobe fade away flag toss when he wasn’t even around where the penalty happened is diabolical 😭

[Happy Valley Dan @HappyValleyDan]

@yannitragellis Unfortunately he’s done for the season.

[Mike Bales™ 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

BREAKING NEWS: Dallas Cowboys practice was delayed two hours today after a player found an unknown white powdery substance on the field. Jerry Jones immediately suspended practice and called the police. After analysis, experts confirmed it was the goal line. Practice resumed once officials decided the Cowboys were unlikely to see it again this season.

[Barstool Yinzers @BarstoolBurgh]

The Pirates are buying at the deadline

[Andrew Fillipponi @ThePoniExpress]

Stroke of brilliance by Ben Cherington:

Pushed the bloated awful contract of Ke'Bryan Hayes to the Reds for Sammy Stafura.

Flipped Stafura to the Mets for the premier relief pitcher on the market. The great Luke Weaver.

A+ job.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

The woman in the photo grew up literally down the road, won 4 Utah state championships (1 in this exact stadium), Gatorade Player of the Year twice, National Player of the Year, scored the fastest first goal in USWNT history…

Could probably be worth a mention, but idk.

[Happy Valley Dan @HappyValleyDan]

@ziplamak What is wrong with you people?

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: A German soccer fan who flew to the USA but was fearful about coming because of news about criminals and people being mean...

...breaks down into TEARS, live on air saying he has FALLEN IN LOVE with America after a random man named "Bob" in Boston gave him a ride home after he was stuck at a game with no way back to his hotel

The German soccer fan's name is Sebastian, he said after meeting Bob, he extended his entire trip.

He said leaving America will hurt worse than watching Germany get knocked out of the World Cup.

"I fall in love with America. I'm sorry, it's just so emotional. Americans are not rude... if we are together, we can achieve great things."

THIS IS THE AMERICA I KNOW!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Olivia Dunne @livvydunne]

Just give him the Oscar

[Andrew Fillipponi @ThePoniExpress]

Finally our long national nightmare is OVER.

The Steelers have a legit #2 WR.

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

The long-awaited AI version of Colin Cowherd is finally here...

[Happy Valley Dan @HappyValleyDan]

@BraedenSorbo This is obviously not Bad Bunny. Why propagate this nonsense and perpetuate hate and negativity? Do better.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Fox Sports president Eric Shanks in Oval Office for announcement of Indy Car race in DC to celebrate America 250 this summer.

[Happy Valley Dan @HappyValleyDan]

@ThePoniExpress I believe we use the word competes, rather than plays with sports like gymnastics. She competes for Georgia. You’d think a professional journalist would have a grasp of basic vocabulary. Then there is @ThePoniExpress

[Trevor Lee @VoteTrevorLee]

In order to improve ticket sales, @Disney is adding a scene where Snow White and the seven dwarves burned a @Tesla Cybertruck.
@TheBabylonBee

[Happy Valley Dan @HappyValleyDan]

@RealCanuck @JustinTrudeau Haha wrong.