Linda Marlowe

PSU Alum 🎓 | New Jersey | Ex-sorority girl turned functioning adult (allegedly)

[Linda Marlowe @HappyValleyLin]

#SNO in state college w @ChrissLion4Life todays pregame vibe is sauvy b

[Linda Marlowe @HappyValleyLin]

Tequila high noon walk with @ChrissLion4Life

[Linda Marlowe @HappyValleyLin]

I love state college I love my friends I love drinking I love life

[Linda Marlowe @HappyValleyLin]

Pure bliss

[Linda Marlowe @HappyValleyLin]

@ChrissLion4Life Hope to remember 20% of this lovely night with you Christina

[Christina Kowalski @ChrissLion4Life]

#FNO in state college w @HappyValleyLin

[Linda Marlowe @HappyValleyLin]

State college I am coming for you

[Linda Marlowe @HappyValleyLin]

Waited 9 years to try this and it’s farts in a cup

[Linda Marlowe @HappyValleyLin]

Dog / house sitting how many can I drink before they notice?

[Linda Marlowe @HappyValleyLin]

The hangover I experienced yesterday can’t even be put into words

[Linda Marlowe @HappyValleyLin]

Going out tn for the first time in a month gonna get so fucking drunk

[Linda Marlowe @HappyValleyLin]

Top 5 worst feelings in the world u walk into work and see ur section is on the patio outside when it’s 88 degrees out #quitting

[Linda Marlowe @HappyValleyLin]

@ChrissLion4Life Beach looks nice but it’s not state college

[Linda Marlowe @HappyValleyLin]

@ChrissLion4Life It’s the younger sisters

[Linda Marlowe @HappyValleyLin]

Anyone have an appendectomy with a belly piercing?? When can I put my jewelry back in?? Lmk I’m tweaking

[Linda Marlowe @HappyValleyLin]

@DairyQueen PLEASE bring back the chocolate cherry love blizzard I’ve been asking for years and my pleas have gone unheard

[Linda Marlowe @HappyValleyLin]

First full day out of the hospital and my manager asked me if I can come into work….? 😄 no I can barely wipe my own ass rn thx

[Linda Marlowe @HappyValleyLin]

Nothing to see here just my APPENDIX BURSTING when can I ever catch a break #mylifesajoke

[Linda Marlowe @HappyValleyLin]

Hope everyone has so much fun at arts fest I’ll be at work all weekend trying to hold back tears #fomo

[Linda Marlowe @HappyValleyLin]

And that’s without the $40 in Ubers mind u

[Linda Marlowe @HappyValleyLin]

Spent $105 on drinks and Taco Bell on ONE night out genuinely what is my problem this is why im broke