Happy Viking

Bum golfer, who loves long socks & fast greens. Crisp irons, flop shot, clean putts. Always play against yourself. Opinions are most likely my own.

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12 DAYS OF GIVEAWAYS DAY 7: Santa Riggs is BACK with another @petermillar gift card. Best in the game. RT for a chance to win.

Must be following us and @petermillar to win

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Been a minute. Tomorrow is the day.

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The sun is setting to early these days. I’ll be setting the simulator up before to long. #golf #WinterIsComing

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@PeterFinchGolf Kilkee golf club

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Gungnir ripped some piss missile tonight. It’s a fairway finding mofo. @Sub70. They sent a bitchin can kooze along with the badass 19* utility iron. Definitely ordering more clubs in the near future!

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Love or hate the queen is your prerogative. Stop hating on other people that don’t love or hate the way you do. #QueenElizabethII #fuckcolonizing lol

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@Jables61 @Sub70 That has to be one of the best replies ever!

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Purchased a new utility iron today. 17* @Sub70 699 pro with a project x hzrdus smoke black 80 5.5 graphite shaft. It was time to retire the antique I had in the bag. See if we can’t rip some piss missiles about cock high down range! #golf. I shall call you Gungnir.

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No word from the guys who’s truck I hit. I guess all is well. Let’s see if I can stay away from it tomorrow

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Had two blow up holes today. Shot an 85. Was a little rattled after I hit a pickup on a drive that got away from me. Just gave dude my insurance info and told him to let them figure it out. We will see what happens. Should be grand.

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@MLBNetwork @MLB retired umpire Bill Haller passed today! I knew him personally and he was such a great guy! Constantly took my kid and I to ballgames! He will be missed!!!

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Almost broke 80 today. Had that one blow up hole that ruined the score card leaving me with an 81. Try again Sunday

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Marking balls!!! 3’s and 4’s! Glad I got a buddy that trades the 1’s and 2’s with me!!!

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@CaddieNetwork The shitty ass elitist attitude. To good to fix ball marks, divots, hell even picking up a tee that is completely unbroken from the tee box, driving up almost on to the green. Then, bitching about a dude in a T-shirt. Fucking cunts

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@CaddieNetwork Golf right now reminds me of the wrestling wars of the 90’s, 2000, 2001. I know…I’m a nerd. People need to chill out and try to enjoy both organizations. Sooner or later it will be like the NWO/Wolfpack joining the WWE. And all with be grand.

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@pill_swallow @MaxMacked Oh fuck! That’s refreshing! Say that one more time!!!!

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@Cionad @MontyJGriffin @red353 @RedskinsNC @ClubProGuy @LIVGolfInv I’m taking the piss mate. What is it? It’s not Irish, not British. Would hate to claim him to one or the other. Since you apparently can determine someone sexuality over tweeter maybe you can enlighten me.

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@MontyJGriffin @red353 @RedskinsNC @ClubProGuy @LIVGolfInv Rory’s is a crybaby. The posh United Kingdom accent got you all out of sorts. Just look at his website. Pure self absorbed douche flute.

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I can’t stop making sushi on Sundays. This is the 3rd Sunday in a row that I have made sushi rolls. I am fucking craving it! #SUSHI #habit

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@385parkplace @MaxMacked Absolutely not. That’s a beast of a different nature. The attitude would be “how dare, what ever government entity, jeopardize the safety & security of said individual with female sexual organs to be subjected to all those male offenders.” As they would be targeted. They would be