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[WETHERS00NS_not @WETHERSP00NS]

Good morning cousin fuckers, get your best faded Fred Perry polo, slightly too tight Adidas trackies and trainers that were white when you bought them on and get yourself in here, the kids are back at school and there is fuck all else to do until Christmas.

[Arsenal Chizzy @ArsenalChizzy_]

🚨 MARTIN KEOWN WARNS ARSENAL: “YOU WILL REGRET SELLING GABRIEL MARTINELLI!

“I honestly don't understand why Arsenal are willing to let Gabriel Martinelli leave.
He's still young, he's experienced, he's already proven himself in the Premier League, and he knows exactly what it means to play for Arsenal.

Yes, the money is tempting, but you don't sell a player like Martinelli and expect to replace him overnight.
If he leaves and rediscovers his confidence somewhere else, Arsenal fans will be asking serious questions.
Sometimes you don't realise what you had until it's gone.

Arsenal could be making a huge mistake here.”

[MotoTingle 🔧 @mototingle]

Gov soon to regulate vehicle modifications that alter emissions.

I’m packing exhausts granted but what about classics where you can’t buy OEM?

Just a thought 💭

Link: https://t.co/pyAxkVOG92

[UpYourArsenal🔴⚪🔴⚪♥️ @UPYOURARSENAL04]

Santi Cazorla: "I don't know why Arsenal fans have been so good to me, I have only done what I did at every club. The love they gave and still give to me is why I am such a Gooner."

Our Little Magician❤

[Dennis @SH37363543]

@divine_sequence @truther_justice @dippydappyduck @julija9j George Orwell's great grandpa had 218 slaves.

[Dennis @SH37363543]

@divine_sequence @truther_justice @dippydappyduck @julija9j I also found out this today:
"George Orwell family among 3,000 slave-owners who received compensation".
https://t.co/A6tghd8XsC

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Your porridge oats were sprayed with weedkiller a fortnight before harvest, on purpose, to kill the plant while it was still standing. Scotland invented the trick.

A dying crop dies evenly. The whole field ripens on the same day, the plant pulls its last moisture into the grain, and the combine goes through once instead of three times. The grain is cut and bagged a few days after the drenching, which is how it gets into the bag intact.

1980s: Scottish farmers start killing standing cereals with glyphosate to dry them. Canada and the American Midwest copy it.

2015: the World Health Organization's cancer agency classifies glyphosate as a probable human carcinogen.

2018: independent labs find it in 43 of 45 conventional oat products.

2019: the same labs find it in all 21 oat cereals and bars sold to children.

2020: Bayer puts up 10.9 billion dollars for around 100,000 people with non-Hodgkin lymphoma.

2023: the EU bans pre-harvest spraying outright. Britain carries on.

2026: Bayer offers another 7.25 billion, paid out over as much as 21 years, and Britain's licence decision lands in December.

Eleven billion in settlements, a second one on the table, and a public consultation still deciding whether it is acceptable to spray it directly onto food four days before that food is harvested.

Now the part that should ruin your morning. The residue does not sit evenly through the grain. It concentrates in the bran, the outer layer, which is the part sold to you as the reason to eat the stuff at all.

Whole is worse than white. The healthier you have been trying to be, the more of it you have eaten.

The oat milk in the flat white you ordered instead of dairy was dried on the stalk by the compound Bayer is paying billions to stop hearing about. Lovely leaf on it, though.

[Darren @DarrenArsenal1]

Gabriel Martinelli the 867th player to play for The Arsenal. Joined from Brazil for close to £8m and now sold for £60m+ and departs as one of a select few players who leaves the club as a League Champion. Scored 68 goals and his time with the club, with some crucial goals and assists for the club. Wonderful player on his day. Good luck Gabi. @gabimartinelli

[0️⃣BlackBetty ⚓️ @BabyD1111229]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐏𝐔𝐌𝐏

They taught you the heart was just a glorified meat pump. That it squeezes and pushes blood like some crude mechanical device. A hydraulic engine made of flesh. That is what they want you to believe. Because if you buy into that primitive lie, you never ask deeper questions.

But it is false. It has always been false. And the real science proves it.

Dr Francisco Torrent-Guasp, a Spanish cardiac researcher, discovered what the textbooks refuse to acknowledge, that the heart is not a pump. He dissected thousands of hearts and found that the heart is a single continuous muscle band, folded into a spiral. He proved the heart works like a vortex generator, creating suction and torque, not pressure.

He called it the Helical Ventricular Myocardial Band and it changes everything.

The real movement of blood comes from pressure differentials, electromagnetic flow, and coherent resonance. The blood spirals naturally. It does not need to be forced through miles of arteries and capillaries. That idea is beyond stupid. The so-called pump is not strong enough to push thick fluid through 60,000 miles of tubing. That is basic physics. That lie was dead on arrival.

Here is the truth. Blood moves before the heart forms in the embryo. It flows via frequency, resonance, and electric charge. The body is a field, not a factory.

Your heart creates a toroidal electromagnetic field that radiates six metres from the body. This field syncs with the Earth, the Sun, and every living being around you. It is a resonator. A tuner. A conductor. It aligns the rhythm of your cells. It feels. It remembers. It emits. And it responds to emotion, thought, light, sound, and breath.

When you feel love, grief, fear, or peace, your heart transmits it. It is the central frequency modulator of your biology. Not a fucking pump.

And the institutions know this. The HeartMath Institute has measured these fields for decades. They know the heart has more neuronal cells than parts of the brain. They know it is a second brain. They know coherence in the heart transforms the entire nervous system.

So why are they still teaching children a 400-year-old guess from William Harvey that has never been updated?

Because if you knew the truth, you would never accept statins or beta blockers again. You would understand that trauma, emotion, and disconnection break the heart field, not cholesterol. You would stop obeying the medical cartel and start tuning your body like the intelligent frequency field it is.

They do not want coherent humans. They want disrupted, inflamed, fragmented people who rely on drugs to survive. That is the business model. And the fake heart pump lie is central to it.

Your heart is not a pressure valve. It is a vortex. A field tuner. A resonating gateway between physical and energetic worlds.

It is the instrument of your soul.
And it has been hijacked by science that refuses to evolve.

Read more here…
https://t.co/AFVDZRO79f

[Sash ~ @ltarsenal]

Liam Brady: 7 seasons, 62 goals, 1 FA Cup.

Gabriel Martinelli: 7 seasons, 62 goals, 1 FA Cup and 1 Premier league title.

If Brady is an Arsenal legend, so too is Martinelli.

“But FA Cup was massive for us at the time”

Well so too is the first PL title in 22 years.

[Darkling I Listen 🇮🇳🇷🇺 @ShounakSinhaRay]

The Roman Empire never fell, and continues to fully operate via The Crown (Operational HQ) and The Vatican (Doctrinal HQ).

@FattyPatty37043
@ArsalanKhan4546
@doubleDutchquak
@truther_justice
@Private_JKR

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

What butter is, in the public mind:

- Furs up the arteries
- Sensibly replaced by margarine in about 1975
- The reason your uncle had his event
- A treat, in a small dish, on a special occasion

What is actually in the packet:

- Vitamins A, D, E and K2
- Butyrate, which your colon lining runs on
- Cholesterol, which your hormones are built from
- A fat stable enough to sit in a dish on the side
- Two ingredients: cream and a churn
- On the human table since the first cow was milked
- Delicious

The stuff that replaced it: refined seed oil, hydrogenated into a solid, deodorised because it had to be, dyed yellow because nobody would buy grey, and sold with the word heart on the tub.

The hydrogenation came off the market four decades later, quietly, once the number of arguments it had lost got embarrassing.

A cow, a bucket and a churn were declared a health hazard, and a factory that had to bleach the smell out of its own product was declared the sensible option.

The butter never did anything. Put it back on the table.

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Seed oils go rancid inside you at body temperature, and every place that reaction lands gets a different name, a different specialist and a different waiting list.

It is one reaction. Oxygen tears a hydrogen off a polyunsaturated fat, the molecule breaks apart, and what is left behind is aldehydes.

It goes off in skin under strong sun, fast enough to watch. We call that sunburn.

It goes off in an artery wall and the oxidised linoleic acid packs itself into the lesion. We call that plaque.

It goes off in cartilage and malondialdehyde and 4-hydroxynonenal take the joint surface apart. We call that wear and tear.

It goes off in the lens of the eye, which never replaces its own material, and the membranes stop being transparent. We call that a cataract.

It goes off in brain tissue, 60 per cent fat by dry weight, and the aldehydes are measurable before anybody has a diagnosis. We call that Alzheimer's.

It goes off in the gum and the peroxidation markers climb in step with the pocket depth. We call that poor brushing.

It goes off in the oil your own skin pumps onto its surface all day and the aldehydes lift off into the room. We call that body odour.

Seven conditions, seven departments, seven consultants who have never met one another, and one reaction underneath the lot of it, going rancid in whatever tissue it was stored in.

The fuel is soybean, rapeseed, sunflower, corn and cottonseed oil, and it is in the mayonnaise, the bread, the crisps and every fryer on the high street.

Butter cannot start any of it. The reaction needs a hydrogen sitting between two double bonds, and saturated fat has not got one to give.

It goes off in all seven at once. We call that getting old.

[Darren @DarrenArsenal1]

Nobody has home tickets to sell on twitter

Nobody has home tickets to sell on twitter at face value

Nobody has away tickets to sell on twitter

Nobody has away tickets to sell on twitter at face value

If you buy them you will be scammed.

If anyone claims they have home tickets, they would put them on TX.

Don't be a fool you will be scammed

[Simon Ashby @the_mediaman1]

There are people playing FPL for the first time who own Ødegaard, White and Calafiori and are waking up today thinking FPL is amazing, fun, full of joy and good for your sanity.

If only they knew what was coming for the next 37 weeks.

[UpYourArsenal🔴⚪🔴⚪♥️ @UPYOURARSENAL04]

Built a Stadium and cleared the debt, Went INVINCIBLE, Change fitness in the sport Forever. Legend😇

[Big Willy @Salibasexual02]

Oh no, 1 billion in 6 years.

Liverpool spent half of that in one window to become the worst defending Champions in PL history and set them back 10 years.

[The Tollington @TheTollington]

The Premier league is back!

We open at 3pm on Friday and it’s 18+.

Arsenal fans only - must show ticket or be wearing arsenal.

Kitchen open all day. No reservations. First come first served.

[DAVE @Happy_Fundays]

@Lea_EFC oh the comments 👀⚽👌😂

[Pete Crowther @thechelskikid]

Just heard a weird stat on Radio 5.
Apparently since 2000 Everton are the only club out of the 92 in the top 4 leagues who have had nothing to celebrate (trophies or promotion)! 😱

[No Farmers, No Food @NoFarmsNoFoods]

It’s important to add in the headline that the UK Health Security Agency said the salmonella outbreak “may be linked to eggs imported from outside of the UK”.