ben but pretend its benjamin

who ate all the clam chowda

[ltm @legotrillermoth]

mitch mcconnell showing up to work tomorrow with a big frankenstein scar on his forehead and a much gayer voice than before

[grace @graceswag]

imagine a song that went like kiki.. do u love me… are u riding

[elliott @elliott_green_]

they should invent a restaurant where you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

[ben but pretend its benjamin @Happy_Giraffe75]

@jakonian @pinchefagguette @RedPandaVeth @hylariousbosch also obi-wan was great, idk why everyone hates it so much

[ben but pretend its benjamin @Happy_Giraffe75]

@jakonian @pinchefagguette @RedPandaVeth @hylariousbosch if you won’t watch it, i’ll spoil it for you: the jedi are committing illegal actions when they encounter the sith. the survivors vow not to inform the council, because they couldn’t have anyone finding out what they were really doing. not a perfect show, this wasn’t the problem

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

What’s a dentist’s favorite time? 4:20! #TheWeedDentist

[死 @humanxmaybe]

i hope this email kills us both instantly

[Mr. Gangnam-Frog 🐸 @WhoIsMrWeed]

I just farted April fools

Oh it’s not April fools? Yeah I guess I did farted then bitch 😂

[ben but pretend its benjamin @Happy_Giraffe75]

@rosiethesinner do NOT remind me of this

[ben but pretend its benjamin @Happy_Giraffe75]

@chseeburgere @turnipoddity right exactly. i think the movie delivers on making you feel hopeless and as you said, dreadful, and to be honest it’s scarier watching the rest of it after this scene because i’m praying there’s not another scene like it 😭

[Max @maxtmcc]

one fact that I feel like has really not penetrated the public consciousness to the extent that it should is “birds are dinosaurs.” and not in like a “they are distant descendants” way, in a “dinosaurs did not go extinct” way

[ben but pretend its benjamin @Happy_Giraffe75]

@shepuchibhaji gonjiam: haunted asylum

[ben but pretend its benjamin @Happy_Giraffe75]

@KevinEspiritu real ones know that these are not items from Gardetto’s, but Chex Mix. Gardetto’s doesn’t have chex pieces, or square pretzels, or circle pretzels. the bagel chip is the best either way though

[kathy @f4eth]

Seeing Austin Powers on television as a child made me feel extremely, extremely insecure and like the world is just empty, just nothing. I could pass away and it would mean nothing. To anyone

[Lyss @dazedlyssa]

smoking on that shit that made Horton hear a who

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

Sometimes the pencil led that’s been stuck in my arm since elementary school tells me to do bad things

[ben but pretend its benjamin @Happy_Giraffe75]

@Afterseven @Andercot the subject is a zeppelin, not a blimp. zeppelins had a rigid hull that keep the structure of the hull. blimps are more like a balloon, they are inflatable. blimps are still in use, however there are estimates less than 100 active in the world