He-Man

I'm super dooper, big and strong. I've many friends and I've been blocked by @GrumpySkeletor.

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For fuck sake. Since reading this, Flappy thinks she's Tina Turner. Amd drunkenly screaming out her hits from Grey Skull.

Duncan is about to kick her in her Nutbush City Limits with his size 12 (he really is a big lad) toe capped boots.

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Old Flappy is always looking into the magical mirror of her past and harping on about how pert her tits were without a bra.

Never wants to talk about the 3 bottles of gin she knocks back a day though.

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A mother's disappointment.

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This piece of trash has just stumbled in. Lost her key and woke the palace.

Apparently sprained her wrist while trying to drunkenly wank off Beastman. He's still in A&E having a fur graft on his cock. Poor sod.

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Yep, l don't have a clue either as to what those fairies are up to either.

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Can you believe it that these cunts put this prick who isn't me in jogging bottms like he's slouching on the couch?

It's like I've got cellulite.

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@BeastMan__ @Cobratate He's such a bottom. Fisto has a picture of him blu-tac'd in his locker.

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#gaypride has been a mammoth month. Wish Duncan was here with me instead but Boney said he had things to sort out with shit features.

That daughter of his is a right cunt.

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@LozzaFox Oh sugar I'm big 'n' strong and I'm always on the look out for men.

If ever you need your nappy changing, I'll get Teela to help you heart face xx

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Fuck me, look at what Hollywood thinks l look like. A rugged pansy boy!

I'm a well groomed chap with beautiful skin thanks to a strict regime set out by @clarins_uk

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@evilhasnoname By the power of Greyskul.....

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@DoctorAjayita @SputnikVI_ Shut up it is!

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Boney is mighty pissed about the second lockdown coming to Eternia.

He's been told that he has to stay in Stink Mountain with his idiots. I give him less than 48 hours before he starts phoning the girls on Babe Station.

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#Lockdown2 is imminent so we decided on a wild night out.

I won't tell fibs, l seriously wanted to tap that arse of Duncan's. Such a pretty peach.

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@jayred1978 Her usual Saturday morning pose. Vomit and kebab everywhere. And I see Jaw Ache fucked off. Often found sniffing around that tramp.

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Mother and daughter reunions are always fun with these 2.

"My daughter. You're wearing 3 day old underwear. There is a stain on the back from palace guard Jonathan. You slag"

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"Can anyone hear me?"

We could but we choose not to answer Shit Features for several hours after she got stuck in a quarry. It was to be honest just fucking bliss not having her around. Duncan even asked if we could perhaps keep her there for the weekend with a food parcel.

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Heard some bad noises in the old ruin this morning. Stumbled in on this old soak pretending she was on Stars in Your Eyes talking into a mirror that tonight Matthew I'm going to be Judy Garland.

She had the drinking right but not the singing.

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Oh gurl, Shit Features is right pissed. Daddy Duncan is showing her CCTV footage of her last drunken rampage through the Palace Shopping Centre.

Knickers soiled, tits on show and making out with Jaw Ache. The girl is a tramp.

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The things you stagger upon in the basement of the castle when trying to find your roller skates.

Duncan trying a bit of Sadomasochism but l feel there is more to it. I saw his lunchbox contained 3 oranges and he went very red when l mentioned autoerotic asphyxiation.