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@AkiraToriyama It's not my fault kemono are so fucking delicious

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@Vara_Dark "it's just a pin!"

Yet these are the same people who go absolutely apeshit over the ok-sign. 👌

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@Eternal1153590 @Macho_Grande1 But that takes effort and accountability. Imagine having to actually *raise* your children.

Guess what @Macho_Grande1, even with daddy Keir controlling your children you're still a worthless shitbag parent.

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@GooalMouth Sorry you're too stupid to parent and control your children. The internet isn't the problem, you are.

Have you considered not sucking?

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@MadamSavvy @elliereeves Ellie is stupid enough to swallow these "It's to protect the children!!1" lie whole.

What utter bullshit will she accept so she doesn't have to face accountability for her own failure as a parent?

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@Macho_Grande1 I feel sorry for your children, to have such a twat as a parent.

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@ZXZZZThanks And just like that, the car has been cursed with a combined total of $200 worth of overpriced whatever-the-hell-is-popular-on-IG-today.

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@AlexanderNL Wie de neuk ben jij om te bepalen hoe ik mijn kinderen opvoed?

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@mask_bastard Catgirls still fine tho. 🐈

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@t_whitemane @KinaMagica Please excuse me while I acquire this image for later usage.

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@GifsAnime_ Give me Frieren and nine months later we'll have another autistic half-elf.

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@BasilTheGreat Remember how we mocked China for blocking half the fucking internet?

I miss those days.

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@KissAllFoxGirls I volunteer as sacrifice for the greater good.

Eussy is god, after all.

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@PolitlcsUK Yes, you can solve

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"""knife incidents""" and """asian""" """grooming gangs""" by banning...

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People from using chatgpt to act like a horny catgirl, nya.

Brilliant.

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@LordWaffleman @klara_sjo You haven't read or seen LOTR yet though?

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@PatriottusX @StefVrijman Zo'n stakker vakkenvuller mag het dan weer opruimen.

Als je Ben & Jerry wilt irriteren, doe al die Vriendenloterij, Postcodeloterij, stempassen en andere rommel die ze in je brievenbus kotsen in een mooie envelop naar dit adres:

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@ShamashAran Damn now I've got Nyanderthal stuck in my mind.

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@comuflauta It's a Renault driver. They don't do 'reasoning'. If they did, they wouldn't be driving a Renault.

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@Mediocre_Chuch_ Barrett was badass tho