MrHappys Magic Stuff

Professional idiot. Sometimes funny, always pointless.

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#EasterBunnyWontGiveMeEasterEggs because he doesn't negotiate with terrorists

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@DonnaMLanglais

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@ErikHandy

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Use a condom
#____OrGTFO

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Give me bacon
#____OrGTFO

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What happened? Did you fall in?

#OverHeardAtTheRestroom

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@dannyreallife I'll take "How to dispose of a body" for $200 Alex....

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Because moving targets are more of a challenge.....

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@KittyMcMayhem Namaste

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Be vewy vewy quiet.....I'm huntin wabbit

#OverHeardAtTheRestroom

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These are the biggest margarita glasses I've ever had

#OverHeardAtTheRestroom

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Come here often?

#OverHeardAtTheRestroom

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Truth in advertisement....

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@Crystallily73 You think you get no respect. I told my wife not to laugh at me behind my back. She said, "Don't worry, the funny stuff's on the other side."

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#ForgetRosesIWant Xanax...

....a few of these babies and I won't care what you did wrong

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@shannontweeting

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#ForgetRosesIWant a f--king edit button for my tweets 😒

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#ForgetRosesIWant your immortal soul 😈

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#ForgetRosesIWant cash

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Ben Killer
#SinisterCelebs