Peter Gerstenzang

Humorist and Video Director

[Peter Gerstenzang @Happyspappy]

I don’t think the papers should talk about Kevin Spacey’s “mounting” sexual misconduct accusations. Very unfortunate turn of phrase.

[Peter Gerstenzang @Happyspappy]

I pray for Trump night and day. And yet he continues to live.

[Peter Gerstenzang @Happyspappy]

Trapped in CVS with only Natalie Merchant for company. Pure hell. Everything is golden now. Nice Christmas. Hope yours is too. OMG, that Natalie is untenable.

[Peter Gerstenzang @Happyspappy]

Outfox The Holidays https://t.co/yqdxQBHQnD via @YouTube

[Peter Gerstenzang @Happyspappy]

Somebody better remove this guy from office while we’re only halfway under water.

[Peter Gerstenzang @Happyspappy]

Best performance Kevin Spacey has given since LA. Confidential.

[Peter Gerstenzang @Happyspappy]

Bob Marley - Get Up Stand Up https://t.co/9D18npjsCZ via @YouTube For wrestler Andrew Johnson

[Peter Gerstenzang @Happyspappy]

@AlbertBrooks Yep. We really dodged a bullet there.

[Peter Gerstenzang @Happyspappy]

@AndyRichter Livin’ On A Prayer. Synth was scary. Then Jon Bon Jovi began to sing. Really scary!

[Peter Gerstenzang @Happyspappy]

@seanhannity Fake news!

[Peter Gerstenzang @Happyspappy]

@HillaryWarnedUs So sorry hon. XxxxPeter G

[Peter Gerstenzang @Happyspappy]

Mitch Albom has another one of those sappy books out about more people you’ll meet in heaven. Tell me again why Warren Zevon was friends with him? PS: Ghastly fuckin’ toupee

[Peter Gerstenzang @Happyspappy]

His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly through the universe and faintly falling, like the descent of their last end, upon all the living and the dead.

[Peter Gerstenzang @Happyspappy]

@scottEweinberg He’s elected to Congress and gets Trump to release his tax returns.

[Peter Gerstenzang @Happyspappy]

Democrats: please bring back some environmental protections too.

[Peter Gerstenzang @Happyspappy]

His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow faintly falling through the universe and faintly falling, like the descent of their last end, upon all the living and the dead.

[Peter Gerstenzang @Happyspappy]

I’m much more afraid of white trash with guns, on meth.

[Peter Gerstenzang @Happyspappy]

Why do I keep reading Jane Austen? I can’t stand her. Persuasion is it, I swear.

[Peter Gerstenzang @Happyspappy]

For all you folks giving money to fund the wall, here’s my new site: GoFuckYourself

[Peter Gerstenzang @Happyspappy]

Bruce Springsteen - My Hometown (Springsteen on Broadway - Official Audio) https://t.co/MuZtYNphHb via @YouTube beautiful