Haaris Ahmed

My stream of conciousness put into a 280-character format.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

(Deepest reluctant sigh you’ve ever heard)

“If you want to go after Don Lemon you’re gonna have to go through me.”

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.

[Peter Raleigh @PetreRaleigh]

Sorry about that twentieth century cultural institution you were fond of. We had to send that bad boy into the Maw. Yeah, nothing for it. No, I know, we all did, but I mean...what can you do? It was Maw time. At the end of the day you just gotta feed the Maw

[Slightly Biased @BiasedSlightly]

hug your favorite Dallas superstar extra tight tonight guys

[Major Passons @Major_Passons]

NHL has WAYNE GRETZKY in between periods the NBA has Kendrick Perkins

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Harry Kane and Heung-min Son both win their first major trophies in the same season ❤️🏆

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Warra trophy.

[Harry Kane @HKane]

🏆

[claypot.blue 🪴 @_claypot]

she took my leitmotif in the divorce

[Masters Burner @ANGC_burner]

Rory McIlroy.

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Whole arena chanting “Luka” as he drops 45 points… LeBron and Reaves loving it

[Johnny boy @TrademarkLAS]

You will never be as cool as Val Kilmer in Heat.

[Haaris Ahmed @HarHarHaarisA]

@_AhmadHijazi Ok

[adult swim @adultswim]

RIP George Lowe. “I was dead long before you were born, and I’ll be dead long before you die.” 💔

[Big 12 Conference @Big12Conference]

RIFF RAM BAH ZOO ❕🐸 🏆

#Big12WBB | @tcuwbb

[Haaris Ahmed @HarHarHaarisA]

@CSimmsQB Damn okay eagles pass rush! Was there anything the chiefs could do protection wise or were the eagles just that dominant?

[Grant Afseth @GrantAfseth]

Kyrie Irving shares his reaction to the Luka Dončić trade.

[Steph @yostephrivas]

Thank you for everything, @luka7doncic.