Lexi Galford

These quotes need no introduction.

[Lexi Galford @HarbaughLexi]

Me- “If I were an animal, which one would I be?”

Levi- “A panda. Because you’re pretty clumsy but you’re also pretty cute.”

#compliment? #we’regoingwithcompliment #thoughtswithLevi

[Lexi Galford @HarbaughLexi]

Pt2-
“You are one of the best things that has ever happened to us. Thank you so much.” And THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is why.

I was born for this. I couldn’t do anything else.

[Lexi Galford @HarbaughLexi]

Pt1-
Sometimes I question why I became a nurse. It’s long hours of hard, physical and mental labor. Filled with trauma both physically and emotionally.

Today I saved my sweet patient’s life, and her husband looked at me with tears in his eyes and said

[Lexi Galford @HarbaughLexi]

Levi- “I think you need to learn that life is worth livin. Go to McDonalds and don’t even be embarrassed.”
#thoughtswithLevi #roadtrip

[Lexi Galford @HarbaughLexi]

Me- “I really want some Chinese food right now.”
Levi- “Well if you take a bite of this pizza and say, “Ni Hao,” it’s basically the same thing.”

#thoughtswithLevi #igotchinesestill

[Lexi Galford @HarbaughLexi]

Levi- “McDonald’s restaurants are like freckles. You turn around and all of a sudden there’s like twenty of ‘em.”

#thoughtswithLevi #ijustwantacoke

[Lexi Galford @HarbaughLexi]

Seth- “I love taking off my church clothes, I ain’t wearing jeans all day.”

Dad- “As long as you’re wearing at least a grape leaf, you’re good.”

#harbaughhappenings

[Lexi Galford @HarbaughLexi]

Homage to my sweet cardiac patient today.

Him- “Go eat a bunch of cholesterol and think of me.”

#cardiacnurse #lovemyjob

[Lexi Galford @HarbaughLexi]

Dad- “Your dog licked me twice today. He’s pretty compassionate, dang near an assist dog.”

#arlomonet #harbaughhappenings

[Lexi Galford @HarbaughLexi]

Levi- “Where I come from, psychopharmacology is an attraction at a local barn.”
#thoughtswithLevi

[Lexi Galford @HarbaughLexi]

Me- “If you were an animal, what kind would you be?”

Levi- “Probably a hippo. One of those hungry, hungry types.”

#thoughtswithLevi #foodislife

[Lexi Galford @HarbaughLexi]

Levi- “Why is my body shaped like a teletubbie?”

#thoughtswithLevi

[Lexi Galford @HarbaughLexi]

*Dad starts playing bird noises near the bird feeder*

Dad- “Buddy, we are one with nature.”

#harbaughhappenings

[Lexi Galford @HarbaughLexi]

Mom- “All these big black birds eat all the bird seed, and then the little birds don’t get any.”

Dad- “Mom’s racist.”

#harbaughhappenings

[Lexi Galford @HarbaughLexi]

*Throws food across the room. Takes Arlo fifteen minutes to find it.”

Me- “Looks like we got ourselves a bloodhound.”

Levi- “He’s slightly better than a parakeet.”

#welovehim #thoughtswithLevi

[Lexi Galford @HarbaughLexi]

Patient that I’ve had for weeks is finally going home. He looked at me today with tears in his eyes and said, “I wish you could home with me. You’ve been the peace and my best friend here.”

That’s why ya do it folks. #nurselife

[Lexi Galford @HarbaughLexi]

Levi- “I’m sweaty all the time. Like, I exude my own grease. I’m a Hardee’s biscuit.”

#thoughtswithLevi

[Lexi Galford @HarbaughLexi]

Me- "Why do you think mom and dad get so much mail?"

Seth- "Well they've been alive for a while."

#harbaughhappenings

[Lexi Galford @HarbaughLexi]

Levi- “I’m a hero. I cleaned the house today.”

#yesyouarebabe #thoughtswithLevi

[Lexi Galford @HarbaughLexi]

*Dad impersonating an Indian*

“Me chiefum. You squaw.”

#harbaughhappenings #christmas2020