Cummings Bearhouse

This is where my brain comes to vomit

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me working as a beat cop approaching a T4T couple in late 70s New york Hey keep it off the streets dont you have discord

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ok google play every funny black guy face reaction video in existence at once

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if Ryan Gosling got every "literally me" guy to help overthrow the government we would live in a different world tomorrow

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SCP 679: the convincing boyfriend

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dressed in a full star trek uniform: im picking up abnormal heat signatures gesturing at a woman's crouch. wait its fading how is this possible

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It's such a good thing they made pornhub unusable without a VPN or an account so that wholesome unregulated websites like slut-abuse18 . com are available to view freely

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i think everything ray parker jr ever worked on he put a im getting pussy here angle into it. as if it is the foremost important thing in his life above all else

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@ShitpostGate would go alright reheated and melted in the microwave but who buys pizza to do that

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where's my RN at my raped nuerodivergents

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i wonder if they ever watched how to catch a predator on the Epstein Island and laughed at the amateurs

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so how many no cap per capita

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i propose a new tax just for wealthy gays

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bricksuki layerton

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@DistressDark would be a nice hotel for rats

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gas lighting my stupid emo gf by giving her the tour water versions of monster energy. and saying this just what it tastes like now that you did drugs

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@contactabrother finally a tweet i can understand

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@ShitpostGate is this like the twink version

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I can't fucking believe that "fake and gay" had come and gone before the widespread use of AI where are hateful teenagers commenting this in its millions when we needed it most

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half elf = BPD

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@ShitpostGate crazy how the Altima is considered a regular boring car in Australia and not the hood rat hoon machine that it is in the states