Hard Choices Podcast

We rank the fuckability of characters from across a fictional universe to find the median, the zenith, and the nadir of fuckability.

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Hey, if you're stressing but want to do something beautiful, but don't have $$$, I suggest reaching out to creators whose work has supported you and letting them know why you love what they do!

It truly makes a huge difference and it feels POWERFUL to show gratitude!

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Check out the titans of mid-century American television that @OneShotRPG , Kris, Marissa, and I are going to be ranking in the guaranteed debauchery🍸🍆 of Bad Choices. Become a patron for $1.69 (nice) and get in on this!

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@OneShotRPG Discipline is what I'm used to, but also philosophy or theoretical framework is the focus within the discipline. None of these are very sexy words. Well, discipline is, but maybe not in this context.

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Do you want to watch @OneShotRPG get progressively more tipsy with me and talk about how Gomez Addams, Lucy Ricardo, Rob Petry, and more from your Nick at Nite childhood, FUCK? I think you do.
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[James D'Amato 🔜 Big Bad Con @OneShotRPG]

I think about this moment often. It is truly one of the best and oddly romantic endings out there.

"Nobody's perfect."

Fuck yeah my man.

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@OneShotRPG I saw this as a teenager and it struck me directly in the heart. It's such a good and beautifully earnest early queer romance!!! Early positive queer love is so special. I think about the Kinks song "Lola" a lot too. Problematic, but it still hits as earnest desire for queer love

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TELL MEEEE! Who are your top Street Fighter fucks???

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Note: It is, in fact, working through your trauma and shame to have this. It is not easy, nor is it comfortable, but you do deserve to have this, and I hope you can do the work necessary to let yourself have it.

[James D'Amato 🔜 Big Bad Con @OneShotRPG]

I don't know what to tell you, seems like a skill issue, because being known is actually one of the best things about being loved.

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Well, hello new followers! I don't really know where you came from or how you found this horny podcast, but welcome! Come in, come thirst with us!

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Get hyped, people

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Narrowing the list for the Dragon Ball episode of @HardChoicesPod is genuinely so difficult.

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Patrick McGoohan is so goddamn fuckable in Columbo. Like, more than most of the murderers. Which is saying something.

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Hilariously, I am so far up my own horny ass, that I was SHOCKED that the first thirty replies were not "cum."

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I want to say cum, but is it really bringing down the good name of cum to call it 'utility sauce'?

Some scenarios benefit from this 'utility sauce' branding and others are going to suffer mightily. This is a complex issue. I need perspectives.

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

there should be something called "utility sauce" which goes with every single food. Chicken, pizza, ice cream, curry, yoghurt, ribs, cous cous, stew, whatever

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Me talking passionately about fucking Ultros from FF6

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

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@OneShotRPG I want to talk about Samantha on the episode, BUT I WANNA FUCK ENDORA SO BAAAAAD. What a catty queeeen.

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The best part about doing the Hard Choices podcast is that it gives me an excuse to text @OneShotRPG and ask "hey, you horny for Nick at Nite?"

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Hey, bub. Listen as we rank 21 of Marvel's most fuckable mutants on their bedroom game. , have you ever wondered who @theisb thought was the most fuckable X-Men? Only Hard Choices will give you answers! https://t.co/i4IOPEZRW9

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@campaignpod (Legit, I have thought about doing a tiny Star Wars episode that's JUST Campaign.)

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@campaignpod Well, now I want to fuck all of them even more. THANKS. THANKS FOR THAT GIFT. I HAVE NOWHERE TO PUT THESE FUCKING FEELINGS, GODDAMMIT.