Hard Eddy (Boet!)

Boet, I know about laaf, lemme tune you. I'm here to save your laaf from kakness. Listen to maah waaz words & you will enjoy a inferno of schweetness & binnets!

[Hard Eddy (Boet!) @hardeddy]

Jirre maah binnet! Aa've been klapping the gym in preparation for Phase 2 of maah plan to unmoffie SA. Soon, charna! https://t.co/pXpYbSmcnL

[luella de vil @nadia_not_there]

Had no signal in midrand, then I remembered I don't have international roaming.

[Hard Eddy (Boet!) @hardeddy]

"The rest of us get confused... but not @HardEddy" - @GarethCliff on @CliffCentralCom. Absolutely RAAGHT, maah boy! http://t.co/9Jo1O6HcGJ

[Hard Eddy (Boet!) @hardeddy]

Go here & stream the Monday morning @GarethCliff jol, where Aah tune all about the boxing "faaght" this weekend! http://t.co/9Jo1O6HcGJ

[Hard Eddy (Boet!) @hardeddy]

Straaaight. https://t.co/AWdpqnzHs8

[Hard Eddy (Boet!) @hardeddy]

Hundreds of millions of dollars, okes staying up all naaght... And not even ONE solid liberty? Boet, you get better value in a Alberton Keg.

[Hard Eddy (Boet!) @hardeddy]

Jirre boet. When Zimbabweans are fleeing home in their thousands, you must know your country's a kak jol.

[Hard Eddy (Boet!) @hardeddy]

@ThatNicole @ThebeIkalafeng And a outfit made entaarely out of maah appreciation! Ha ha ha! Love you, maah very faan binnet!

[Hard Eddy (Boet!) @hardeddy]

@Zac_R @ThatNicole @ThebeIkalafeng You're pretty flippin' TIT yourself, maah charna!

[Hard Eddy (Boet!) @hardeddy]

Jirre, @Blitzboks! Aa've #GOTYOURBACK 10 000%, boet! Klap it laak it stole your parking, charnas! https://t.co/dZKMWUgC4f

[Hard Eddy (Boet!) @hardeddy]

They should jol a statue of you, @ThatNicole. You're a flippin' BELTER! @ThebeIkalafeng

[Hard Eddy (Boet!) @hardeddy]

@victor_clarence Aah'm back, boet! Dribbing it dead, charna!

[Hard Eddy (Boet!) @hardeddy]

Working on it, maah very faan binnet! Shhhhh... Don't tune anyone though https://t.co/3GGfiN7EY3

[Hard Eddy (Boet!) @hardeddy]

It's Fraaday, boytjies and binnets! Klap it laak it's an oppressive statue, boet!

[Hard Eddy (Boet!) @hardeddy]

Dribbing it LAAV on the @GarethCliff Morning Jol on @CliffCentralCom!

[Hard Eddy (Boet!) @hardeddy]

Joburg traffic. Yussus

[Hard Eddy (Boet!) @hardeddy]

Taam to go drib the Gareth Cliff Morning Jol in the FACE, boet! I'll be LAAV from 8am. Schweet tits! @CliffCentralCom

[Hard Eddy (Boet!) @hardeddy]

Jirre! Gonna be LAAV on @GarethCliff's Morning Jol from 8am tomorrow morning! Tune in, boet! RT in the FACE, charnas!

[Hard Eddy (Boet!) @hardeddy]

Retweet it in its TITS, boet: I'll be LAAV on the @GarethCliff Morning JOL! Mon, from 8am. Tune in or I'll tune you! @CliffCentralCom

[Hard Eddy (Boet!) @hardeddy]

Jirre, boytjies & binnets! KAK excaated! I'm gonna be LAAV on @GarethCliff's Morning Jol! @CliffCentralCom, Monday from 8am. RT it BROKEN!