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Pool's Closed Forever (1972)

Extremely rare alternate version of the 1972 hard rock classic sung by Alice Cooper in the character of his alternate artist persona Alice Pooper. With the success of their hit song "School's Out", Alice and the band threw a hotel rooftop pool party to celebrate with friends and some fellow rockers, including best friends Sammy Hagar and Joe Perry. The party ended up lasting 48 hours long after Alice and others "accidentally" drank a bottle of Jimi Hendrix's special elixir found in the back of the tour bus fridge.

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I see how it is.

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Good to be White

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Aliens are REAL?! (2026)

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@mediamonarchy @ATC_1984 Thanks James! Enjoyed yesterday's Morning Monarchy show, appreciate you playing Rusty's song.
Cheers!

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@AuroraVocation Cheers!

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Brick by Brick (2026)

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AIPAC MONEY (Clipped and Flipped)

Remix of Rusty Cage's new song, just for fun.
Cheers!

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Off The Hook (2026)

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@mediamonarchy @boatrawker @MediabearVideo Great suggestion, I love the ones that barely need any changes. I got you, may be a while before I post it. Cheers James!

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Data Center (2026)

Rare copy of barn burner "Data Center" written and performed by Rusty Shackleford and The Smoking Bandits.

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Killer Beans (1974)

Extremely rare vinyl copy of the Mexican import release of Queen's first hit song in the Americas "Killer Beans", smuggled through the southern US border and purchased at a San Diego flea market in 1975.

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The evil bastards at YT are demonetizing everyone while still running ads on their videos. They are asking me for fucking PHOTO ID to restore "advanced features"!?! 🤣
Nice try idiots.
YT still owes me tree fitty in cigarette money! 🚬

Now I'm making 10 more channels just to fuck with you for fun. See you in a few days dummies. 💋

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Raccoon Slicing (2026)

Rare copy of RFK II "singing" a true story about a family road trip in November of 2001.

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"Stuck in the Straight of Hormuz (1973)"

Rare copy of the 70's acoustic rock classic "Stuck in the Straight of Hormuz" written and performed by Land Stealers Wheel.

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Rare clip from Game Theory #69 where professor P.F. Chang discusses the end of World War III in his most eye opening presentation yet.

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Super Hand VS S*x Juthor (1979)

Extremely rare funk single by Stan Lee Hooker about a pimp named Super Hand and his pimp boss battle against the world's most evil man.

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Super Hand VS S*x Juthor (1979) https://t.co/Ottfm92wzi

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"Feel Like Hugging a N... Today (2026)"
Nate Hugg's cover version of Chris ‘C-Smooth’ Smith's 1982 smash hit soul single.