C. Archambault

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[C. Archambault @HardboiledChef]

We are recruiting a chef!

An exciting opportunity to join this busy operation in a stunning locale that includes our Café, Orangery, and Woodland Terrace. Varied food outlets encompassing rustic, well-thought out and exacting comfort food. 2023 sees us…https://t.co/T1jG6lLliK

[C. Archambault @HardboiledChef]

Laters unholy distraction. Adieu you acidic maelstrom. You’ve become a societal ill, a blathering boring addiction.
Goodnight Twitter.

[Pipers Farm @pipersfarm]

There are literally no words. https://t.co/hn65BjGB9r

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Holy shit this is SPOT ON

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Top notch grub and sublime setting by @W_hole_Cornwall this evening. So rare to get the simple things done right. Thanks to the chefs.

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@U2ThreeChords found this old gem just now....

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@mlewin2 Ha!

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Anyone got any crab?

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‘I’m happily married, whatever that means.’

My wife doesn’t half crack me up at times...

#wineafterwork

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People talk about drugs and alcohol when referring to chefs.
What about ‘dyslexia’?

#curiousepidemic

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Anyone got any guidance on @KitchenAid_UK ??
Used to a brand you could trust. Ours packed up continuously within a year. Now dead just outside of warranty. Suggested rivals or particular models welcome. Pls RT. Many thanks.

[Jeeves @ReginaldJeeves]

It is my understanding that Mrs Travers’ chef, Monseiur Anatole, after watching but a mere five minutes of #MasterChefUK laughed, tutted aloud and pronounced the whole over-elaborate pantomime as: ‘Crazy mens doings sillys nonsense by damn, oh yes! Crazys peoples.’

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@BBC6Music Inna Gadda Da Vida @scowlyguy

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@CottonDockers

[Vintage Heavy Metal @HeavyFknMetal]

ACE OF SPADES on an ACTUAL FUCKING SPADE!!!! ♠️

[Tuffer @TufferB]

Local farmer just sold me a Border Collie puppy, he’s a feisty little bugger.

[Pipers Farm @pipersfarm]

Red Rubies in the snow.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If hell existed it would be inhabited exclusively by those who thought others were going there.

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@Gwyntaglaw @JohnJohnsonson Ah. Thanks. Weird to have seen that obscure Dutch surname.