Paul Rimmer

I’m a relentless killing machine. I feel no remorse. I can’t be bargained with. I can’t be reasoned with. I don’t feel pity or fear & I absolutely will not stop

[Paul Rimmer @HardcorPaul]

@Britpopmemories @ricomonkeon I’m loving this thread.
Can I throw in
1) Wembley erupting into the lightning seeds during Euro 96
2) Oasis bladdered at the Brits (it’ll take more than ginger bollocks to get us off this stage)
3) bands desperately trying to stay cool while being interviewed by Zig & Zag

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

Someone posted this on Facebook...so true!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Real Estate Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers.

I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!!

YOU can help it get there!

[Paul Rimmer @HardcorPaul]

First ever boxing lesson and look at his face.
Bravo @liamstarkey84
#InclusiveHub

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

While your Mum was dying in care.
While your Dad was on a ventilator.
While my Mum was behind glass.
While you couldn't see friends.
While you couldn't see family.
While people were losing jobs and income.

https://t.co/DDH0pFbq41

[Paul Rimmer @HardcorPaul]

I can’t stop watching this

[Pete Firman @petefirman]

I’ve seen this trick a lot, but I’ve never seen it done better

[90s Football @90sfootball]

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[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

English football has seen some certified nutters down the years.

But none of them hold a candle to Gazza - the man was an absolute mentalist.

From feeding his mates cat shit to letting ostriches loose at training, welcome to the utterly unhinged world of Paul Gascoigne...

[Paul Rimmer @HardcorPaul]

My favourite ever goal

[90s Football @90sfootball]

Remember when Paolo Di Canio scored this? 😍

[Paul Rimmer @HardcorPaul]

@CP_Sport Yep. Can I have a form ?

[Paul Rimmer @HardcorPaul]

@columbophile Leonard Nimoy or Robert Vaughan #ColumboVillian

[Paul Rimmer @HardcorPaul]

This has won Twitter today

[Belly @bellytheband]

The single Feed The Tree was released on this date 30 years ago.....

[Paul Rimmer @HardcorPaul]

One hour for England to score 130 runs. In a test match. On day 3 😂
I’ve never seen anything like this. #EngPak #PAKvsENG

[Paul Rimmer @HardcorPaul]

@markyb_79 @jonbird77 @BaumberGeorge @Carl_Jackson7 Shits on Messi

[Paul Rimmer @HardcorPaul]

@90sfootball There’s only one Henrik Larson
He got a face like a Martian
With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile.
Larson is a fucking peadophile

[Bell Ribeiro-Addy MP @BellRibeiroAddy]

In Spain, train journeys under 300km are free until the end of 2022.

France’s energy bills are only rising by 4%.

Germany has cut public transport to €9 (£7.70) a month.

Our Government is telling people to buy a new kettle.

[Paul Rimmer @HardcorPaul]

@markyb_79 @jonbird77 @BaumberGeorge @Carl_Jackson7 Just loved kicking things

[Paul Rimmer @HardcorPaul]

I am half his age 🤔
And I’ve wanted to go to bed for the past 40 mins.
#AllHailMacca #legend #PaulMcCartneyAtGlasto #Hes80
Nah nah nah nah Naha nah

[Paul Rimmer @HardcorPaul]

Brilliant. It was brilliant then. It’s fucking brilliant now 😂😆🤣

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

I thought this would happen

[Paul Rimmer @HardcorPaul]

@markyb_79 @jonbird77 @BaumberGeorge @Carl_Jackson7 How have never seen this 🤷‍♂️