Doug Vice II

[Doug Vice II @HardcoreDoug]

@realmaddox Strawman fallacy. Is this a real statement? Are you not concerned about the fraud in Minnesota?

[Doug Vice II @HardcoreDoug]

Winners will always be seen as Villains by people that celebrate mediocrity as a virtue

[Doug Vice II @HardcoreDoug]

I described California as being the size of 3 Texi. I don't even know if that's true, I just like that I was able to pluralize the state of Texas so carefree

[Doug Vice II @HardcoreDoug]

If evolution was real, humans would've figured out hibernation by now
#CheckmateAtheists

[Doug Vice II @HardcoreDoug]

99.999% of all political outrage is recreational, voluntary. Yours. Mine. We're all just here to have a good time <3

[Doug Vice II @HardcoreDoug]

I really should be blaming The Holy Spirit more often when I can't explain my nonsense.

"What do you mean you say 'tipping culture is a taxpayer-backed wage government subsidy'?"

"Listen, I am but a Vessel for The Holy Spirit, who resides in the hearts of us all"

[Doug Vice II @HardcoreDoug]

People, en masse, are much easier to understand, appreciate, and enjoy when you recognize that most (if not all) of their beliefs are recreational rather than principled.

[Doug Vice II @HardcoreDoug]

Alexa, how would you say "I'm willing to use drugs in front of you to prove I'm not a cop" on a resume?

[Doug Vice II @HardcoreDoug]

Kid Rock had some wise advice, believe it or not. He was talking about doing shows in some towns and not others. "Why would I go where I'm only tolerated? No. Go where you're celebrated."

[Doug Vice II @HardcoreDoug]

If you're not cooking your burgers as 1/2 ground beef and 1/2 sausage, are you even alive?

[Doug Vice II @HardcoreDoug]

Doing things the legit way isn't cutting it so far, so screw it. Siri, how do I send my resume to the mob? The world's on fire, let's eat gas station sushi and do crimes for money. #WuTang

[Doug Vice II @HardcoreDoug]

I've been getting tons of targeted ads from militant Pro-Vegan groups, so y'all really really don't have to worry about AI

[Doug Vice II @HardcoreDoug]

idk if modern slang is too dumb or too smart for me anymore. I ran across a guy with the username AmerigoVesbussy 🧐

[Doug Vice II @HardcoreDoug]

@salmons_jr @rpetty For what damages? For making feelsies badsies? That's not how lawsuits work, or everyone would be a $Trillion in legal debt.

[Doug Vice II @HardcoreDoug]

Remember! If you're prepared to abandon a principle when it becomes inconvenient, you do not have a principle. You have a hobby.

[Doug Vice II @HardcoreDoug]

@JoeBiden I can understand why normal people would support ACA. Many peoples' hearts are too big for their minds.

[Doug Vice II @HardcoreDoug]

@SallyMayweather Hear hear!

[Doug Vice II @HardcoreDoug]

@RobertKennedyJc I can dig it!

[Doug Vice II @HardcoreDoug]

@KTULNews And them being trans matters... why, exactly? I'm of the belief that murder is gender-neutral.

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Ha!!