You are writing a full epistle because of 321 in JAMB and 7A1s? My brother in academia, those are historical artifacts for average students.
You think 321 is an academic IDAN moment? I cleared JAMB with a massive 366. While you were struggling to get 7A1s, I demolished both WAEC and NECO with A1 parallel. The examination boards had to use my scripts as marking guides.
You are fighting for your life and blaming lecturers for a 4.96 in one single department. Meanwhile, I am maintaining a flawless 5.0 CGPA in OAU, Obafemi Awolowo University! The undisputed headquarters of academic shege and the absolute most difficult university to survive in Nigeria.
While your lecturers are spoon-feeding you, I am conquering the ruthless trenches of OAU grading with straight A's across the board. No B's, no stories. And I am concurrently running multiple degrees on top of that!
I am not here to drop long caps without empirical evidence. I have attached my receipts below for your viewing pleasure. Check the screenshots and understand the true definition of an academic giant.
If we are in the same class, you will be the one wiping the board before I enter. Fold that your result and drink water. We are not mates! ✌🏾
i borrowed 100k to pay 120k, i defaulted 4 days so the app said I was to pay 135k.
but I paid the 120k, the money kept increasing to over 1M.
Told them I'd NEVER pay
after 6 months the app started sending all my contacts on WhatsApp my picture telling them that I have HIV
This gist is crazy!!! 😂
Ella and Esther used to be best friends. They made TikTok content together. At some point, Ella had accommodation issues, and Esther welcomed her into her home.
Esther then noticed that Ella was always supporting her boyfriend financially and advised her to leave him.
Ella eventually got her own place and moved out peacefully. Later, Esther had accommodation issues of her own and moved her things into Ella’s place.
Esther kept disrespecting Ella’s boyfriend, saying, “How can you allow a bröke man to sleep with you?” Meanwhile, Ella’s boyfriend had been good to her when he had money, and now that he was going through financial difficultiěs, Ella was supporting him.
Ella warned Esther several times about speaking rǔdely about her boyfriend, but Esther refused to listen, even calling him a “short thiñg”
Ella eventually had enough of the disrěspect toward both her and her boyfriend, so she asked Esther to come and pack her things from the house.
Esther’s friends are now calling Ella “ungratëful”
What are your thoughts?
My little sister was getting bullied in school so my mum set up a meeting with the bully’s parents and the bully. The bully’s mum was rude, so my mum beat her to pulp and told the kid “I’ll beat up your mum everyday until you stop touching my child” 😭😭😭