Kaitlyn Harder

[Sonia Weiser weischoice.bsky.social @weischoice]

Who knew "righty tighty lefty loosey" would get me so far in life

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Why is it ALWAYS

[Kaitlyn Harder @HarderKaitlyn]

If you already have your heat on right now you are a psychopath.

[DECADON @decadon]

when i call you “bb” it stands for baked beans, remember that

[jake guzman @jguzmannnn]

Summer road trips to Yosemite.

[Joe Amabile @AmabileJoe]

Drink more water is my solution to everything

[Kaitlyn Harder @HarderKaitlyn]

Since when did Taco Bell stop giving out 50 sauce packets with each meal?

[Sarah J. Hass @tacko_belle]

credit card chip machines are like:

- DO NOT remove your card
- DO NOT - hey look at me - DO NOT remove your card
- take out your card immediately or I’m burning this place to the ground

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

If your boss makes you find someone to cover your shift you should be allowed to let like a random guy take your shift that doesn’t even work there

[“Words of MEANING and of sweet melodies” @mndspeak]

Nobody wants to hear this but sometimes it's your fault and sometimes you're the problem 😶

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

people loooove talking about “tolerance breaks” when it comes to the devil’s lettuce but forget the greatest tolerance break is when u don’t wear makeup for a few days and then put it on and realize you’re the most beautiful creature on god’s green earth

[jen @jencaywood]

all alone

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

lowkey nervous heading into junior year of covid

[Based Brando @legit_scumbag]

Ur in her dms, I am eating five corn dogs for breakfast l

[niggasbebrokeokayy @khilanii]

nobody :
me at all my family events :

[Danielle Sepulveres 🌻 @ellesep]

How do we get moving on instituting that whole 4 day work week