Courtney Hardie

[Courtney Hardie @HardieCourtney]

Check out @mpix to print your photos and preserve your memories! https://t.co/pF4aNLqb5B

[Hannah Foster (Olsen) @news_hannah_sd]

You go through a lot of tape getting the boxes ready to fill @FeedingSD #NexstarNation #NexstarCares

[Angela Kennecke @AngelaKennecke]

Bring your hygiene product donations down for area non-profits to our KELOLAND studios! Perry Groten and I are taking them for the next hour! https://t.co/8YZQiU1Ace

[Courtney Hardie @HardieCourtney]

Stop by and drop off a donation! #NexstarNation #NexstarCares

[Courtney Hardie @HardieCourtney]

Hey @ChesterCheetah, I got a Cheeto crumb stuck under my cuticle today. What kind of delicious hazard are you promoting??

[Courtney Hardie @HardieCourtney]

Is it just me or is Olivia Rodrigo encouraging driving without a seatbelt? Seems pretty irresponsible considering she just got her drivers license.

[Courtney Hardie @HardieCourtney]

Thanksgiving. The day my phone autocorrected “Have a good day” to “Have a food day.” I’m too impressed by the AI to take this as a fat joke.

[Courtney Hardie @HardieCourtney]

The only time I’ve ever used my dads lawn mowing tips is after winter on the first leg shave of the year

[Courtney Hardie @HardieCourtney]

I’m replaying in my head the time I nailed Kelsey in the head with a wheat thin and it brings me joy

[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

I think the most surprising thing about this global pandemic is how many people apparently already owned bandanas.

[Courtney Hardie @HardieCourtney]

Anyone else get a little anxious when someone on tv shakes hands with someone? Like “oooo, you’re too close, don’t do that”

[Kalvin @KalvinMacleod]

[pre op]
Me: If you remove this tumor will I stop yelling bingo?
Doctor: yes you’ll be back to how you were *smiles* before
Me: BINGO

[post op]
Me: am I cured?
Doctor: surgery went well but
Me: but what?
Doctor: but the tumor was *scrunches face* benign
Me: BINGO
Doctor: dammit

[Courtney Hardie @HardieCourtney]

The only reason I make friends is to gain potential organ donors later in life

[Courtney Hardie @HardieCourtney]

@joenap14 *weigh

[Courtney Hardie @HardieCourtney]

Accidentally said to a group of 3rd graders "Anal cyst" instead of "analysis".....contemplating never talking again

[Courtney Hardie @HardieCourtney]

The only accomplishment I want when I get to be an old lady is to not smell like one.

[Courtney Hardie @HardieCourtney]

*KD talking his boner down before going into church*
"Come on man, what would JESUS do?"