Chris Hardiman

Proud member of the PaaS platoon. Guitarist in lastdayshining.

[Chris Hardiman @HardimanChris]

@Linkin1319 Sadly this is a “small taste” of what’s out there and we’ve taken a big bite twice. Pull the plug.

[Chris Hardiman @HardimanChris]

@GetSpectrum Out of service for three days due to an error on your end. Should I send over my bank account info so you can refund me for your horrible service?

[Chris Hardiman @HardimanChris]

@MCO having 100s of people jammed in a hot hallway isn’t the best look. Do better.

[Dapper @hellodapper]

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[Chris Hardiman @HardimanChris]

@PaulVirzi @AlbanyFunnyBone My stomach still hurts from “Bloody Mary toes”. I didn’t stop laughing your entire set.. thanks for an awesome time

[All Red Video @AllRedVideo]

“I have one selfie on my smartphone. That’s with Messi. Cristiano was in the room, as well...” 👀

Jürgen Klopp’s special Q&A at the @LFCFoundation Gala dinner premieres tonight. 🙌🙌

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[Chris Hardiman @HardimanChris]

@SotoriousJOE @Weapon_X_20 @iMartian21 Let’s hope we get a better outcome than LSU.. just saying.

[Chris Hardiman @HardimanChris]

@seandoncito Because he’s dead. PJ Williams murdered him.

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@No1JaguarsFan @Gra_HAM33 @barstoolsports Speaking of serial killers,
I also drink Gin, so don’t trust anything that comes out of my mouth.

[Chris Hardiman @HardimanChris]

@No1JaguarsFan @Gra_HAM33 @barstoolsports Mutually exclusive if you must? Also, putting ketchup on fries is wildly underrated. If ya do it right, every bite is unique. Each fry is a beautiful little golden snowflake with a different amount of catsup coverage.

[Chris Hardiman @HardimanChris]

Sometimes I envision heaven being where God sits you down and shows you what REALLY happened in all of those unsolved murder mysteries.

[Chris Hardiman @HardimanChris]

@Lustache The most accurate tweet in the history of twitter.

[Chris Hardiman @HardimanChris]

@iMartian21 @SotoriousJOE Gonna have to practice a bit before you boys show up, so I can Kyrie the opposition with a Wizard hat on my RIG!

[Chris Hardiman @HardimanChris]

@cmaxcox EVERYONE LOVES CLAUDIO'S! https://t.co/JEkNx3hgDk

[keith Hernandez @keithhernandez]

My oldest daughter,Jessie at Claudio’s in Greenport earlier in the day. Really a nice visit

[New York Mets @Mets]

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[Noah Syndergaard @Noahsyndergaard]

Nimmo is what we all strive to be internally. #benimmo

[Chris Hardiman @HardimanChris]

@BlaugranesBarca @iMartian21 Amen.

[UConn Men's Basketball @UConnMBB]

Back to work!! 👷🏽‍♂️😤
#ThisIsUConn #DoMore

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