John

Can’t wait for my first Juice World concert.

[Scary Underwater @scaryunderwater]

You gonna need a bigger boat

[John @HardingJ23]

@Ragerrrr

[cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle]

If you’ve had sex 9 times since September 12th, you’ve scored more than Russell Wilson.

[Landon - KRNG Apollo @ApollosMission]

COD timing in Modern Warfare 2 is the worst I’ve ever seen it, or is it just me…?

[cudaball @cudaball]

Davante Adams before he moved to Sin City and turned his back on the Lord.

[Mike Liebenson @spongemike123]

My friends and I only talk shit about people who deserve it. We aren’t gossips, we’re vigilantes.

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

When you're 0-2 in fantasy and put up the least amount of points in back to back weeks

[Brent Albrecht @RadioBrent]

Queens funeral isn’t sad if you put “Life is a Highway” behind it

[Wesley Gittens @WesleyyG]

This is the worst madden I have ever played

[Tanaijah @tanaijaahJ]

twitter is wayyyyy better than instagram, everybody so calm and collective over here

[Carter @cartertheepic]

Amber Heard will always remember this as the day she almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Politics is a sadness generator

[SIE @_badassiee]

My problem is I need a new fit for every event.

[SK⚡️ @raptalksk]

monthly reminder that this is travis scott’s best album

[Hodges @Ian_Hodges6]

About to grab me a Stromboli and dip it in the flint river

[John @HardingJ23]

@Ragerrrr Nice

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means