Abdullahi Sodiq

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[Abdullahi Sodiq @Hargbar]

Alhamdulilahi.
Baby Abdullahi is here.
#MyBundleOfJoy

[Abdullahi Sodiq @Hargbar]

@itelNigeria I remember a time when things felt really uncertain. Moving to a new environment, trying to balance studies, job applications, and survival wasn’t easy. There were days I faced rejection emails, financial pressure, and moments of doubt.
But I didn’t give up.

[𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐱 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 | 𝐃𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐂𝐢𝐭𝐲 @mfclothingceo]

There is this my colleague that hardly shares his power bank.

This guy has two power banks.

Anytime you see him, his phone is permanently glued to one power bank. Once that one dies, he will switch to the second one immediately.

If you ask him, “Please, can you help me with your power bank?”

He will say, “My phone is low. It will soon off.”

I have never asked him before o. This is what he tells other people.

Now yesterday, we didn’t have light at home. I came to work, and still no light at the office.

My phone was low, and I knew he was the only one that came with a power bank...

He entered the office as usual, with his phone and power bank attached together.

So I asked him, “Please help me with your power bank.”

He replied, “My phone is low. It will soon off.”

I stretched my hand and pressed his phone and it was 90%.

I said, “No nah, it’s 90%!”

He still replied, “The phone is low, abeg.”

At that point I knew he was very stingy, and e vex me o.

A few minutes later, they sent him downstairs for an errand with two other guys, to go and bring in a new office table.

Immediately he left, I quickly removed his cord and plugged my own phone. My charger is very fast, at least I will collect 5% before he comes back.

Then I looked at his phone and murmured: "Imagine saying your phone is low at 90%, stingy koko.”

Out of curiosity, I pressed his phone again and it was already off.

Off ke!?

I said, “Ah ah?!”

I quickly removed my phone and plugged his own back.

And it started charging again—from 1%

ahhhh!

Wetin I go explain give this guy now!

I never know his phone was on a life support 🤭🤭

[Abdullahi Sodiq @Hargbar]

@mfclothingceo Funniest thing I will see on the Internet today

[Abdullahi Sodiq @Hargbar]

@itelNigeria I am in let's go there

[itel @itelNigeria]

How far? Let's go one-on-one. Who's in?! 🔥

#itelSUPER26Ultra
#StunningAndSmart

[Abdullahi Sodiq @Hargbar]

@itelNigeria But you clearly bought a fake powerbank.
Next time, you this chat as guide to get an original itel products.

[Abdullahi Sodiq @Hargbar]

@itelNigeria This is how to know original products

[Abdullahi Sodiq @Hargbar]

@yiwabxbyy But original itel products from their itel homes or jumia

[Abdullahi Sodiq @Hargbar]

@Crochetelo_ You can go through this flyer for more guidance

[Abdullahi Sodiq @Hargbar]

@itelNigeria This is impressive

[Abdullahi Sodiq @Hargbar]

@itelNigeria This is eye catching

[itel @itelNigeria]

Want some lunch?😋

[Abdullahi Sodiq @Hargbar]

@MyFCMB Please release my money. My account is on lien since yesterday and I need the money to pay online today. Today is the deadline, please save my soul. Don't make me loose this opportunity please

[Abdullahi Sodiq @Hargbar]

@itelNigeria This is beautiful

[Abdullahi Sodiq @Hargbar]

@itelNigeria Stunning and smart wallpaper

[Abdullahi Sodiq @Hargbar]

@majestyadrew @itelNigeria Have you tried the lastest phone produced by itel. You either value for your money.

[Abdullahi Sodiq @Hargbar]

@onlyonenoni @itelNigeria Itel produces the best of devices and you will definitely love it.

[Abdullahi Sodiq @Hargbar]

@itelNigeria This is impressive 😄👏

[Abdullahi Sodiq @Hargbar]

@AzoMlota Please can I have your terminal ID

[Abdullahi Sodiq @Hargbar]

@itelNigeria Nice one itel, this is commendable

#itelsuper26ultra