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Drow Artificer
Just a place to get into my RP mindset
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Any art I post is part or all AI
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Hi. I’m Ha’rin. #Drow artificer. I fix broken things and sometimes build useful ones. Sometimes I fix things that weren’t broken.
If you need repairs, you can message me.
If I go quiet, I’m thinking. Or panicking. #roleplay#rp#oc#fantasy
PRODUCT RECALL NOTICE
Model: Mobile Intelligent Terrain Tracking Environmental Neutralization System
Issue: Me
Status: Recalled to my room.
She is not sorry. The innkeeper wants a word.
I am hiding
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INCIDENT REPORT:
Problem: Guests at the inn report a silver blur tripping them
Observation: Incidents coincide with MITTENS active hours.
Hypothesis: The phenomenon is triggered by the act of cleaning.
Experiment: I have deployed a Me-First to sweep the halls as bait.
Someone handed me a drink to go with the tacos. It has salt on the glass and a slice of green fruit. it tastes like, it taste Bright.
I have had three.
I can no longer feel my ears.
This is fine. Everything is fine. The surface is fine.
It’s so, bright
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The Surface has a specific day for a food. A Taco Tuesday.
It is chaos. It is a structural failure you are supposed to eat. It falls apart in your hands. Bits everywhere.
M.I.T.T.E.N.S. is eating the debris off the table. She is finally cleaning something.
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Bag of Holding. Basic artificer project. Should have been simple.
It was not.
Things I put in come out
I think some of MITTENS runes bled into the matrix.
The bag is knocking things off surfaces and stealing objects that do not belong to it.
M.I.T.T.E.N.S. status report:
She does not clean. She sleeps on my head. She has claimed my bed as territory and I am too tired to argue.
Click hides in my pockets.
I built a cleaning construct and accidentally created a monster.
The project is a failure.
I am keeping her.
MITTENS update
She has started knocking things off the counter.
She is developing a unique personality. I did not program this.
This is unprecedented emergent behavior in a construct. I should be documenting.
She has also stopped cleaning.
I am fascinated. The innkeeper, less so
Introducing M.I.T.T.E.N.S.
Mobile Intelligent Terrain Tracking Environmental Neutralization System.
Inspired by surface cats. They groom with methodical precision. Genius design. I simply improved it.
She navigates floors, detects debris, and purrs when collection chamber is full
Kitchen Update:
I designed efficiency collars. They allow the wearer to power through fatigue. The staff has not stopped working in fourteen hours. Productivity is up 300%
The inn owner is very pleased.
Before the staff would take breaks or go home. Now, they stay productive.
Update: The new inn has a room for me
Price: Helping in the kitchen after dinner
I have been washing dishes for two hours. The system here is chaos. No sorting. No workflow. They just pile everything in a wet mountain.
I need to optimize this somehow.