Harish

Sewey

[Dinho | Barça MY🇲🇾 @AbangDinhoFCB]

Bayangkan kau drive kereta,
tangan kau kat stereng,

Tiba-tiba ada tangan dari luar tingkap cuba control stereng kereta kau

Itulah rasa bila jadi Presiden FAM

[Onefootball.my @OnefootballM]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA.

Amanah dalam approved pemalsuan dokumen dalam liga ?

[kzztz @kzzztz]

Askar paling semak dalam Malaysia. Gaji pun federal bayar.

Lepastu hanya berkhidmat untuk si leher berlipat. Ada hati pulak tu nak keluar Malaysia.

Kakakaka

[Setia Sang Kancil @SetiaSangKancil]

Azizulhasni Awang dah jadi atlet bawah TUJUH Menteri KBS yang berlainan. Tapi dia ada masalah dengan masalah dengan SATU sahaja Menteri.

Itu lah masalah bila lantik NEPOBABY jadi Menteri.

[Dinho | Barça MY🇲🇾 @AbangDinhoFCB]

Permohonan Bergson, Hidalgo, Lowry dan Brad Tapp untuk jadi pemain naturalisasi begitu cepat diproses,

tapi Giancarlo Gallifuoco masih belum lulus lagi.

Adakah JPN di JB lebih pantas sebab buka lebih banyak kaunter berbanding JPN di KL?

[MrS @MrIbnusaif]

Imagine game ni kat home Persib dan ultras Persib yang gila tu nyanyi lagu pemain palsu, pasukan penipu, cheaters, losers and so on. Confirm kalah JDT. Kita akan ke sana! (We will be there)

[Aiman I. Abdullah @AimanIAbdullah]

This man, that a Malaysian company would never hire, holds over 250 patents across a variety of disciplines related to the automotive industry. And he's had that hair for a long, long time.

Value the work, not the image.

[Yimzy @oyimzy]

STOP THE COUNT - Selangor is above Johor DT in the Malaysian Super League 🤝

[じ @GIZISAMA]

Woi bangsat @FAM_Malaysia @MFL_MY @saifnasution . Apa cerita senang sangat bagi kerakyatan ni. Si shane lowry tu 37 tahun bodoh. Berapa lama je dia boleh sumbang untuk Malaysia? Corrupt siallll. Madani bangsat. Kerajaan paling corrupt

[chino 🇵🇭 @drogbaaaa_]

Hope Malaysian fans are ok with this happening for the next 50 years because this unbeaten run/league winning streak is not going to end. They'll cheat and bend the rules to benefit them and get away with it, and all that just to get knocked out in the AFC round of 16 every year

[The Futurizts @TheFuturizts]

This is how much tax you’ll pay every year, based on your gross income:

• Salary RM3,000 → RM0.00

• Salary RM4,000 → RM200

• Salary RM5,000 → RM1,320

• Salary RM7,000 → RM3,890

• Salary RM10,000 → RM11,150

• Salary RM15,000 → RM26,150

• Salary RM20,000 → RM41,150

• Salary RM50,000 → RM133,020

^ Includes individual relief (RM9,000) and EPF relief (up to RM4,000).

Other tax reliefs are not included.

[Feekry🔰🔰🇲🇾🇲🇾 @Feekry4u]

Maybe our so called leaders should look at how our youngsters love our country irrespective of race and or religion

[Syahir @syahir]

patut la Akmal Saleh tak menggelupur, owner syarikat Melayu Bumiputera Islam. kalau tak dah ajak pemuda UMNO demo

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

college core: you sit in class for attendance, then go home and teach yourself.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

uni goes from 0 to 100 really quickly. you will go from chilling for four weeks to having five tests, three presentations, and seven assignments due in two days.

[KucingKerongKuantan @KlutzyKucing]

Anak Najib Razak si Nazifudin ulas pasal Tabung Haji is the funniest shit I ever heard.

Dia ulas pasal seleweng, pasal sakau.

Anak yang diberi makan dari hasil duit samun memang akan bercakap melalui jubur.

Barua ni belum bayar hutang income tax berjuta2 lagi kan?

[risk @risksaidon]

this is not political, i’m just saying this as a malaysian- this is one of the best way a government can provide for their people.

every low income individual gets groceries money in their IC every single month.

kalau dapat cash, tahu2 laki kau perabis buat beli rokok.

[Amer Hamzah @amer7211]

Parlimen Subang pertama kali dimenangi oleh PKR pada 2013 dengan majoriti 6K++ undi. Sivarasa calon ketika itu mengalahkan calon BN.

Kemudian, Wong Chen masuk pada 2018 dengan majoriti yang sangat besar 90K++. Sekali lagi menang pada 2022 dengan majoriti yang lebih besar kepada RM100K++. Peningkatan jumlah majoriti ini penunjuk bahawa rakyat Subang mempercayai beliau untuk menjaga dan mengurus Parlimen mereka.

Tanya pula kepada Anwar Ibrahim. Beranikah Anwar Ibrahim kekal di Tambun untuk penggal kedua? Mampukan dia meningkatkan majoriti undi 3K++ yang diperolehi dalam PRU2022 kepada majoriti yang lebih besar dalam PRU16 nanti?

Dulu, rakyat especially yang atas pagar memilih PKR (Anwar) kerana percaya dia akan membawa agenda Reformasi. Sekarang? Sekarang semuanya jadi Reformati! 🫵🏼

[KucingKerongKuantan @KlutzyKucing]

Watch Rafizi’s podcast long enough until you realise mindset sakau in this country didn’t come from the poor.

It came from the elites since zaman dulu lagi.