HarknessGranger

Black Lives Matter • He/Him • Comedian & DJ • I’ve worked with Lizzo AND Liza

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@TigNotaro Had to get back on twitter because a friend sent me this, I'm honored to be in such good company, I've been doing my version of this joke for the last couple years

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Have you tried this new Jewish Instagram? It’s got great gefilters.

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Me: “babe this is the most romantic Friday night”

My wife: “it’s Friday?”

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Gonna do a show about a cattle ranch called “The Prodcast”

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The Healing Power of Craig’s List

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MCU surpasses EDM & MDMA as leading cause of ED

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A queer x-rated romcom called “Cute Meat”

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Not to brag but the art direction of my panic dreams is truly impressive

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There has never been a better time to steal a car than right now

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@ReginalThomas That’s the whole LES right now

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Sacred Sexting

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R2-CBD2

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Forget “Super Tuesday” it’s all about “Wacky Which One Won? Wednesday”

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While there are still uncounted votes there is still HOPE, Kanye could still win this thing

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The Cupid Shuffle is the original socially distanced group activity

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Who’s this “Azpamiwi”? And why are THEY deciding this election?

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CNN has Biden/Trump at 192/108 which is weirdly accurate because that’s what my heart rate is right now

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Gonna move to one of these swing states because I’d like to open up my marriage

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Don’t worry, the protective barricades around Trump Tower will be up in time for Election Day... 2024

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New drag name: Coachella La Croix