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Phi Gamma Delta

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Accidentally left my phone in the refrigerator for 10 minutes -- it's chill tho

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People who eat wasabi and ginger with their sushi got me fucked up

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Having to brush your teeth with vodka because you forgot to bring toothpaste

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When you're home alone and you find a cat in your living room........ But you don't own a cat um lol

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A moment of silence for the bowl of lucky charms I just dropped down the stairs lol

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Forcing my baby cousin to show me affection by locking him inside my room

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Drunk me loves creating awkward situations for sober me

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The school year is almost over and I have little to no fucks left to give

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Just a person with 11:11 dreams living an 11:12 life

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I've been hitting the snooze button on my alarm clock for the past 3 hours

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Spent a night in kappa sig's mansion and came out a playboy

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I'm back friends

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Goddammit I didn't feel shit

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Pain is temporary.... GPA is forever

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Use y=mx+b to calculate the slope of how down hill your life is going

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Bringing lube to the final exam cause that midterm ripped me apart fuck

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University is like looking both ways before you cross the street........ And then getting hit by an airplane

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When your cab driver tells you he's fucked many gals in the backseat of his car lol noooooooo @yominder @yellowcabvan

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19 years old and I'm still using pinky promises as a legitimate foundation of trust

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Some girl dropped her purse down the stairs and a bottle of siracha sauce rolled out #necessities