Harlan Glotzer 🍦

Contents may have shifted during flight.

[Harlan Glotzer 🍦 @Harlansays]

Gather 'round children, hear the tale of a flaming garbage pile and his tepid miasma

[Harlan Glotzer 🍦 @Harlansays]

Why have a cat reason 00435: At least you can count on one creature to want you to rub their butt.

[Harlan Glotzer 🍦 @Harlansays]

Subject Impermanence.

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@nickwiger @doughboyspod have you tried the 'Montreal' bagels? Smaller/lighter. (If you do a Seattle show Eltana is a great local chain)

[Harlan Glotzer 🍦 @Harlansays]

My creativity feels most gratified by combining complex sounds, timbres, instruments into ensembles. Not in telling them what to play.

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@TheZoneCast Went back to e1 to listen to the whole story through, but I'm already up 57! Bittersweet hope 61 is the thrilling conclusion!

[Harlan Glotzer 🍦 @Harlansays]

Every so often, take your insecurities out for a walk. They need exercise and a change of venue too.

[Harlan Glotzer 🍦 @Harlansays]

Dealing with affection like a dachshund.

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Twitter is the internet's ticker tape #twitterparade

[Harlan Glotzer 🍦 @Harlansays]

What's the over/under - if puppets and practical effects were still the norm, would we have a live action Pokémon film.

[Harlan Glotzer 🍦 @Harlansays]

Foot, meet Mouth. *Oh, I've been here before, I know my way around.

[Aron Ra @Aron_Ra]

NBC Nightly News just said, "Jupiter is at its closest distance from Earth this year, 415 miles."
If it were that far away, we'd be in it.

[Harlan Glotzer 🍦 @Harlansays]

That feeling when

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You know the neighborhood's changing when the pawn shop was primarily power tools, jewelry, guitars & now electronics, skateboards, guitars.

[Christian Bok @christianbok]

"from 'The March of the Nucleotides'":

[Harlan Glotzer 🍦 @Harlansays]

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[Harlan Glotzer 🍦 @Harlansays]

@Noah_Lugeons Early English pronunciations are always ridiculous to modern linguistic conventions (concept slots right in to your recent diatribe too!)

[Harlan Glotzer 🍦 @Harlansays]

@Noah_Lugeons actually, it's pronounced like a large quantity of LSD...Viol... #pedanticmusicinstrumentnerd

[Harlan Glotzer 🍦 @Harlansays]

Life goal: fully mechanical desk/clerical operations