You might live in Mississippi if everyone rides on the wrong side of the road until someone is coming and then you just casually get back on your side 2 seconds before a head on collision.
I’m 21 and I wanna be married around 28 which means I need 1 year of engagement, 2 years of serious dating, 1 year of casual dating, 2 years of talking, and 1 year of looking at her from a distance so long story short I’m running out of time